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    ok girls there are 43 escorts on this site offering hardsports on there menu im looking for just one who will actually do it and is not gonna be shy about it. and pleas no idiots with there smart or funny comments i have heard them all before. each to there own i say and i know there is plenty of you out ther with your own dirty little secrets so those in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones and all that bollox. im sure out of the 43 girls that do offer this at least one has to be a dirty kinky girl,if so i would love to hear from you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wannado View Post
    ok girls there are 43 escorts on this site offering hardsports on there menu im looking for just one who will actually do it and is not gonna be shy about it. and pleas no idiots with there smart or funny comments i have heard them all before. each to there own i say and i know there is plenty of you out ther with your own dirty little secrets so those in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones and all that bollox. im sure out of the 43 girls that do offer this at least one has to be a dirty kinky girl,if so i would love to hear from you.
    Just wondering have you ever experienced being shitted on before , or are you just curious ? And do you have any requests to the escort , say maybe ask them to eat plenty of fibre the day before and maybe some tuna and sweetcorn for lunch and for good quality stools maybe a steak and potato dinner . What is it with you freaks ? My dirty little secrets are NO WHERE AS SICK AS YOURS .
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    I suspect that most of the ladies who list hardsports dont speak English as their first language and ticked each of the boxes, in order to attract as many clients as possible. I've come across a few who had it ticked (probably thought it involved a spot of spanking) and when I explained what it actually meant, their responce was invariably "OHHHHH SHIT" or even "OHHHHH F***ING SHIT" to give it more emphasis.

    I believe that most people complete that phase of their life once they have been potty trained.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rimmerguy View Post
    Just wondering have you ever experienced being shitted on before , or are you just curious ? And do you have any requests to the escort , say maybe ask them to eat plenty of fibre the day before and maybe some tuna and sweetcorn for lunch and for good quality stools maybe a steak and potato dinner . What is it with you freaks ? My dirty little secrets are NO WHERE AS SICK AS YOURS .
    One coffee in the morning do it well But the girl must be timing properly to do it in the time that the appointment is happening!!!! I find it tricky....

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    Default Weetabix

    Two weetabix every morning should do the trick. Jack Charlton always made sure that the lads got their Weetabix first thing every morning, and his teams usually shat all over the opposition.

    Cum on ye boys in green.....give it to em......who said soccer was'nt a hard sport?

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    Default A Good Shit

    Its one of the most underrated things in life!

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    Default There is a place in Manchester

    and once a week a chap turns up with his own bag of poo and a spoon.

    The girl then has to feed it to him.

    Lucky thing

    And yes, we all have dirty little secrets, but that is what they are, secret.....

    Fair play to those that come to see us and confess all. You are very brave.

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    I told this true story before on the board about a mate who had a stunning roommate(I know I saw her!) He was driven crazy watching here come & go in their flat she did not fancy him, She was going out one night used the toilet but never flushed her poo, when she was gone he put his finger into her poo & put it to his mouth he eventually stripped & spread her poo all over his body What about that for individuality!

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    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    I told this true story before on the board about a mate who had a stunning roommate(I know I saw her!) He was driven crazy watching here come & go in their flat she did not fancy him, She was going out one night used the toilet but never flushed her poo, when she was gone he put his finger into her poo & put it to his mouth he eventually stripped & spread her poo all over his body What about that for individuality!
    Did he came from that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wannado View Post
    ok girls there are 43 escorts on this site offering hardsports on there menu im looking for just one who will actually do it and is not gonna be shy about it. and pleas no idiots with there smart or funny comments i have heard them all before. each to there own i say and i know there is plenty of you out ther with your own dirty little secrets so those in glasshouses shouldn't throw stones and all that bollox. im sure out of the 43 girls that do offer this at least one has to be a dirty kinky girl,if so i would love to hear from you.
    pm me and next time i have a big jobbie coming ill call you,you little kinky devil you.Well my ex did say i was full of shite.Time to put my talents to monetary use.The city council will be busy that day

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