Questions an escort shouldn't ask .

[Playitsam]

Where does your wife think you are ?

Not good ladies

What's the strangest you've had ?

[willie wacker]

Where does your wife think you are ?

Not good ladies

What's the strangest you've had ?

They can ask all they want no skin off my nose

[newballsplease]

I saw a lady recently and as soon as we got undressed and onto the bed she asked me if I had a wife or girlfriend!! not a good way to begin a session I thought,but she did tell me she had a boyfriend.

[funlover12]

I saw a lady recently and as soon as we got undressed and onto the bed she asked me if I had a wife or girlfriend!! not a good way to begin a session I thought,but she did tell me she had a boyfriend.

picture the scene....

*newballs and escort on bed just before getting down to business*

"do you have a girlfriend?"


"I have a boyfriend"

*whats going on in newballs head*

*"that great what you tellin me for though? "*

[newballsplease]

picture the scene....

*newballs and escort on bed just before getting down to business*

"do you have a girlfriend?"


"I have a boyfriend"

*whats going on in newballs head*

*"that great what you tellin me for though? "*

I can tell you what was going thru my head...I was thinking...is her boyfriend in the next room,or is she going to scream and he runs into the bedroom and beats the crap out of me,not my best punt but I still gave her a positive review!!!!!!!!

[Kendra]

I can tell you what was going thru my head...I was thinking...is her boyfriend in the next room,or is she going to scream and he runs into the bedroom and beats the crap out of me,not my best punt but I still gave her a positive review!!!!!!!!

No of course not.......her boyfriend is hiding in the wardrobe tossing himself off while he watches x

[HairyPotter]

Is that a fifty you printed earlier?

[Cindy Forever]

I saw a lady recently and as soon as we got undressed and onto the bed she asked me if I had a wife or girlfriend!! not a good way to begin a session I thought,but she did tell me she had a boyfriend.

I have a husband so that change some things if i ask some stupid questions?? lol

[tom rambo]

Cindy i think u know all about me xx

[Kendra]

See to be honest, I don't ever intentionally ask or say things that some would be offended at because I am a nosey cow or because I am ignorant.....more so because I am in a room with a complete stranger and sometimes you just gotta say something to make it less awkward.

I once asked a guy if he was from Glasgow and he looked at me like I had just walked into a room an shat on top of his kids heads cause he thought I was invading on his privacy.......he could have made something up ffs rather than make things so damn awkward. He ended up just telling me that he was from......around. What kind of answer is that? I ended up just telling him that this booking isn't going to work for me so here's your money back, please leave.

Sometimes if your uncomfortable answering a question, just make it up as you go along. People ask me where I am from and rather than tell them which street I was born and brought up, I say the south side......it could mean literally anything. If someone asks me if I have a boyfriend (which many do) I always say no but even if I did have a boyfriend, I would probably say no anyway.

If someone asks if your married and you don't want to discuss it then just say no? It's not difficult.

Nothing worse than being alone in a room with a stranger who gets a bee up his bum about a little bit of friendly ice breaking conversation.

That is all. Rant over. Nite nite everyone.