Questions an escort shouldn't ask .

[newballsplease]

picture the scene....

*newballs and escort on bed just before getting down to business*

"do you have a girlfriend?"


"I have a boyfriend"

*whats going on in newballs head*

*"that great what you tellin me for though? "*

I can tell you what was going thru my head...I was thinking...is her boyfriend in the next room,or is she going to scream and he runs into the bedroom and beats the crap out of me,not my best punt but I still gave her a positive review!!!!!!!!

[Kendra]

I can tell you what was going thru my head...I was thinking...is her boyfriend in the next room,or is she going to scream and he runs into the bedroom and beats the crap out of me,not my best punt but I still gave her a positive review!!!!!!!!

No of course not.......her boyfriend is hiding in the wardrobe tossing himself off while he watches x

[HairyPotter]

Is that a fifty you printed earlier?

[redone7010]

A few times after the deed has been done I`ve been asked "Are you married". On the assumption that it wasn`t a proposal, I`ve replied truthfully that I`m not and taken it as a snide remark and ticked the escort off my revisit list.