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    Dick HELP... I swear im not boasting but ...

    Every escort im with says my D**k is very big ,lenght and width .I thought i was normal but hay ho im not Id love to try anal with a girl , but all say no way amigo , Anyone out there know of a girl that could handle me ??? Id be gentle i swear . Im dublin based .

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    Good for you nice one.

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    cut it in half, I really should start charging for my advice


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    Quote Originally Posted by DUBLIN BOY View Post
    Every escort im with says my D**k is very big ,lenght and width .I thought i was normal but hay ho im not Id love to try anal with a girl , but all say no way amigo , Anyone out there know of a girl that could handle me ??? Id be gentle i swear . Im dublin based .
    A lot of peeps are full of b/s around here so looks like you will fit in nicely.

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    Thank god as there's too many big dicks posting on here of late!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DUBLIN BOY View Post
    Every escort im with says my D**k is very big ,lenght and width .I thought i was normal but hay ho im not Id love to try anal with a girl , but all say no way amigo , Anyone out there know of a girl that could handle me ??? Id be gentle i swear . Im dublin based .

    Are you sure the escorts just didn't call you a big prick, sorry just incase you got confused


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    Nice way to be put down. I doubt it's anything to do with size, as with sufficient lubricants in you go.

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    Just slightly of thread, but I have been told, and I am sure it is true, that all escorts have to learn this song by heart and to sing it to all their clients.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxXfwodWChg

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    if u put 3 in 1 on it,it will slip rite in

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    Quote Originally Posted by DUBLIN BOY View Post
    Every escort im with says my D**k is very big ,lenght and width .I thought i was normal but hay ho im not Id love to try anal with a girl , but all say no way amigo , Anyone out there know of a girl that could handle me ??? Id be gentle i swear . Im dublin based .
    Oh it's a hard life lol. Well if your genuine, you may just have to live with the fact that you'll never get the chance to have sex with a lady's poop shoot! It's not the end of the world is it? Her pretty little pussy is right next to it so just continue to have sex with that.

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