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    Default Too many Hiltons, too many Daddys.............

    Theres just
    "Too many broken hearts in the world
    There's too many dreams that can be broken in two.
    Too many broken hearts in the world
    So I wan't give up the fight for you.

    The world is full of lonely people
    Who never held on to love
    Last night I tried to reach you
    But somehow it wasn't enough.

    (EVERYONE - TOGETHER NOW)

    "Too many broken hearts in the world
    There's too many dreams that can be broken in two.
    Too many broken hearts in the world
    So I wan't give up the fight for you


    Oh, Jason, thanks for writing a song about E-1



    From the original(?) cut and paste king!
    Rory, rorrry morning glory

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    Quote Originally Posted by roryman View Post
    Theres just
    "Too many broken hearts in the world
    There's too many dreams that can be broken in two.
    Too many broken hearts in the world
    So I wan't give up the fight for you.

    The world is full of lonely people
    Who never held on to love
    Last night I tried to reach you
    But somehow it wasn't enough.

    (EVERYONE - TOGETHER NOW)

    "Too many broken hearts in the world
    There's too many dreams that can be broken in two.
    Too many broken hearts in the world
    So I wan't give up the fight for you


    Oh, Jason, thanks for writing a song about E-1



    From the original(?) cut and paste king!
    Rory, rorrry morning glory

    There is a whole lot of hiltons here alright but as far as i'm aware theres only one daddy me so what are yiu getting at rory??

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    Wink Oye watch it ill send the boys round

    Quote Originally Posted by big daddy 69 View Post
    There is a whole lot of hiltons here alright but as far as i'm aware theres only one daddy me so what are yiu getting at rory??

    Good morning my darling.......opps its 1pm sorry just having my breakfast and i saw this and i would like to point out that there are not TOO many Hiltons, Paris is not on here only old mother Hilton69 who's name she stole from you pops and then there would be Moi.

    Me being the original and the best but then the name Hilton for myself is not used it would of course be The Hot One - again the Original and the best Hot Lizzy - now there are rather a lot of ladies that have the name Hot there i would agree to that, but i do own the web address of www.Hot Lizzy etc., etc., so i thought it perfectly ok.

    NOW AS FOR BARKING MAD AND THE ONE I DO SO LOVE AUNTY CLARENCE - If but you were to read her Surname it is different from mine as she fell out with her father and decided that she from now on would call herself Clarence HILTERN.........NOT Hilton - not the spelling.

    Rory..........having spoken at great length with the pops i do not know of your age or wish that you divulge it to me, but he is but a mere babe in arms so it would be possible to that you could be the daddy due to the status of your age -

    Not taking sides - i am alway fair and truthful in such impostant matters as these......and boy are they important.

    I leave you with one last thing - if i were to wish to cut and paste and article from my website onto here is that possible Rory.........many thanks if not could you help me please.

    Hope you morning glory is feeling better now..........ciao ciao ......Ms Hilton......xxx


    By the way there still are too many bugger paws on here........xxx
    Last edited by Hot Lizzy; 04-12-08 at 14:15.

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    To the tune of bye bye Miss American Pie by Don McClean (good name for a Male Escort eh?)

    [Chorus]

    Bye bye ‘m*ke’ whose five foof five
    drove his mini out to Moher but the cliffs were to high
    And poor old ‘m*ke’ needs to swing to get by
    Singin this will be the day that I lie [what’s knew?]
    This will be the day that I die

    Helter Skelter ‘m*ke’ at last got in an felt her
    And headed for his fallout shelter [E-I]
    Eight profiles and rising fast
    His words are foul and nare will last
    only here cause kisses ass
    While the jester [Liz] on the sidelines has a blast
    Now the halftime air was sweet perfume
    While Rory played a marching tune
    We all got up to dance
    Oh, but we never got the chance
    'Cause the owner tried to take the field,
    This merry band refused to yield.
    Do you recall what was revealed,
    The day that M**heal cried
    We started singing

    Bye bye ‘m*ke’ whose five foof five
    drove his mini out to Moher but the cliffs were to high
    And poor old ‘m*ke’ needs to swing to get by
    Singin this will be the day that I lie
    This will be the day that I die

    As we watched him on this stage
    His hands all clenched in fists of rage
    No angel born in hell
    Could stick that wanker's spell
    And as flames climbed high into the night
    To light the sacrificial rite
    I saw satan laughing with delight
    the day that M**heal cied.

    Bye bye ‘m*ke’ whose five foof five
    drove his mini out to Moher but the cliffs were to high
    And poor old ‘m*ke’ needs to swing to get by
    Singin this will be the day that I lie
    This will be the day that I die

    I met a girl who sang the blues (Patricia)
    And I asked her for some E-I news
    But she just smiled and turned away
    I went down to the sacred store (Chatroom)
    Where I'd heard the craic was good years before
    But the man there (Ber) said the craic just went away
    And in the streets the posters screamed
    The Clients creamed and the Escorts dreamed
    But not a bad word by all was spoken
    Because the profiles all were broken
    And the three men I admire most
    Highway, Ric the Holy Ghost (Alec H)
    They made a booking for a spit roast
    The day the that M**heal cried

    [Repeat Chorus to fade]

    All proceds from this song to go to E-I’s home for the bewildered.

    A safe Christmas to the Escorts and a merry one to the Clients…Qph…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post
    NOW AS FOR BARKING MAD AND THE ONE I DO SO LOVE AUNTY CLARENCE - If but you were to read her Surname it is different from mine as she fell out with her father and decided that she from now on would call herself Clarence HILTERN.........NOT Hilton - not the spelling.
    lizbet oh Lizbet my sweet little duckytummler

    i,ve always been the one thats been a little bit different in the family besides hilten is the POSH surname whereas hilton is more for commoners, but youre still my favorite commoner niece so i,ll be leaving you all my precious things to look after when i,m gone

    would you like that ducky?

    luvey ducks
    CLARENCE

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