Look, those rather nice chaps in Irish government had a bit of a stock take today and lordy lordy, 2 Billion has gone missing!!
Now thats not the sort of change you lose down the back of the sofa and they had only just finished counting from the last time they lost a bit of spare cash

So come on, own up - who's got it?

Wait, wait - thats a nice looking hairdo you've got there, and what a great tan!
Just back from you holidays are you? And whats that 5 star bathrobe doing in your suitcase?

Looks like we may have to (ahem) do the accounts again!