Intelligence Turns Me On

[Jiberjabber]

I aim to please



To me there is nothing sexier than an intelligent man especially when they also have a sense of humour. Your probably straight so be thankful a man's intelliegence didnt turn you on

I had to reread it while imagining it was a woman who'd written it. Now I see why.


Back in a moment, must go ... fix ... something.

[funlover12]

must memorise that and say it to the next religious nut That tries to convert me, or better yet, those mormans that call to the door

[funlover12]

hate to piss on the party, but Id say a few/alot of nuts that wanted to do very bad things but the whole going to hell and not getting into heaven thing was what stopped them, thats basically a carte blanche for the fuckers to do evil shit now :/
just look at irishdeltaforce

[Clueless]

in a philosophy exam there was just one question - 'Why'

Loads of students wrote voluminous stuff on the subject but only one passed


He/she wrote 'Why not'

[Naughtynatalie]

1st post at 22.12...then rumours of a wank were floating around, before.....2nd post at 22.34
Would love to have been a fly on the wall circa 22.22 but I was busy reading Freud.
What kind of men did you say you liked while I was away?

was it the Oedipus complex you were reading up on? ...... you sick, sick man you ..................

I had to reread it while imagining it was a woman who'd written it. Now I see why.


Back in a moment, must go ... fix ... something.

Liking your style

[naturis]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam.

The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Here is the "Bonus Question" on the exam: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look art the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa (a girlfriend of mine during my Freshman year) that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you, and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."




Brilliant ... I'm off for a wank

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/ogbl...istry-student/

so its actually utter made up bullshit then, I was thinking it wasn't a real paper I think bringing up fucking your girlfriend and souls and hell in a chemistry exam would really questions Americas education system

[Naughtynatalie]

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/ogbl...istry-student/

so its actually utter made up bullshit then, I was thinking it wasn't a real paper I think bringing up fucking your girlfriend and souls and hell in a chemistry exam would really questions Americas education system

It's not utter made up bullshit or maybe to you, obviously going by the article you posted above it has been parodied & has been added to along the way but regardless of that it is still an extremely interesting, well written & humerous article

Go you doing your research on what was just supposed to be an interesting post!

[funlover12]

http://www.mixedmartialarts.com/ogbl...istry-student/

so its actually utter made up bullshit then, I was thinking it wasn't a real paper I think bringing up fucking your girlfriend and souls and hell in a chemistry exam would really questions Americas education system

I think I speak for most when I post this

[naturis]

It's not utter made up bullshit or maybe to you, obviously going by the article you posted above it has been parodied & has been added to along the way but regardless of that it is still an extremely interesting, well written & humerous article

Go you doing your research on what was just supposed to be an interesting post!

no I just hate it when they say it actually happened when it is actually made up bullshit seems to happen alot online ,yeah very interesting

[Naughtynatalie]

no I just hate it when they say it actually happened when it is actually made up bullshit seems to happen alot online ,yeah very interesting

Aw jaysus lighten up, no one is going to be using it for their degree or phd!

I just 'hate' when people on as escort forum have to rip apart a harmless (enjoyable for most) post because they obviously have nothing better to do with their Sunday!