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    Talking Ooopppsss .... Joke :)

    An Irish Lad was travelling in London for the first time & on a Old Type Double Decker Bus & whilst sitting there the Bus Conductor was going around collecting fares, now this Conductor was an Indian/English man who wore the traditional “Turban” on his head.
    The Irish lad never saw a “Turban” before & wondered what it was ?, anyway he had a long chat general with the Indian Man named “Rauell” about London & found him to be extremely polite & helpful to him especially as it been his first trip to London.
    Then when his stop came the Irish Man got up to exit the bus & turned to "Rauell" the Indian Conductor who was very nice to him & said ... “Good bye “Rauell” might see U again & I do hope that head injury U have get's better soon as it looks terribly sore with those bandages all wrapped around it” ...

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    Stick to the day job my friend.

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    You need to read this
    Last edited by willie wacker; 22-09-14 at 13:46.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Me4711 View Post
    An Irish Lad was travelling in London for the first time & on a Old Type Double Decker Bus & whilst sitting there the Bus Conductor was going around collecting fares, now this Conductor was an Indian/English man who wore the traditional “Turban” on his head.
    The Irish lad never saw a “Turban” before & wondered what it was ?, anyway he had a long chat general with the Indian Man named “Rauell” about London & found him to be extremely polite & helpful to him especially as it been his first trip to London.
    Then when his stop came the Irish Man got up to exit the bus & turned to "Rauell" the Indian Conductor who was very nice to him & said ... “Good bye “Rauell” might see U again & I do hope that head injury U have get's better soon as it looks terribly sore with those bandages all wrapped around it” ...
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    Last edited by Me4711; 22-09-14 at 15:50.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bettercallsaul View Post
    Stick to the day job my friend.
    Hi bettercallsaul, If U dont like my GENERAL HUMOUR posts then its simple ... dont read them & Bugger off & keep Ur shoe size opinions to Ur self ... MY FRIEND

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    Quote Originally Posted by Me4711 View Post
    An Irish Lad was travelling in London for the first time & on a Old Type Double Decker Bus & whilst sitting there the Bus Conductor was going around collecting fares, now this Conductor was an Indian/English man who wore the traditional “Turban” on his head.
    The Irish lad never saw a “Turban” before & wondered what it was ?, anyway he had a long chat general with the Indian Man named “Rauell” about London & found him to be extremely polite & helpful to him especially as it been his first trip to London.
    Then when his stop came the Irish Man got up to exit the bus & turned to "Rauell" the Indian Conductor who was very nice to him & said ... “Good bye “Rauell” might see U again & I do hope that head injury U have get's better soon as it looks terribly sore with those bandages all wrapped around it” ...
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    Last edited by funlover12; 22-09-14 at 16:16. Reason: AND thats after he edited that post too :S


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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    Jeazzus Funlover your in the funny zone today


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    Quote Originally Posted by Me4711 View Post
    An Irish Lad was travelling in London for the first time & on a Old Type Double Decker Bus & whilst sitting there the Bus Conductor was going around collecting fares, now this Conductor was an Indian/English man who wore the traditional “Turban” on his head.
    The Irish lad never saw a “Turban” before & wondered what it was ?, anyway he had a long chat general with the Indian Man named “Rauell” about London & found him to be extremely polite & helpful to him especially as it been his first trip to London.
    Then when his stop came the Irish Man got up to exit the bus & turned to "Rauell" the Indian Conductor who was very nice to him & said ... “Good bye “Rauell” might see U again & I do hope that head injury U have get's better soon as it looks terribly sore with those bandages all wrapped around it” ...
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    fyffufgiukyg
    Quote Originally Posted by Me4711 View Post
    Hi bettercallsaul, If U dont like my GENERAL HUMOUR posts then its simple ... dont read them & Bugger off & keep Ur shoe size opinions to Ur self ... MY FRIEND

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    That is one awfully shit joke. Reads like a 7 year old came up with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Me4711 View Post
    Hi bettercallsaul, If U dont like my GENERAL HUMOUR posts then its simple ... dont read them & Bugger off & keep Ur shoe size opinions to Ur self ... MY FRIEND
    Strange attempt at a reply but I did learn you thought it was a joke,I also learned you like shoes

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