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    Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony1 View Post
    Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies
    no you can't rewind the best parts like ground hog day!

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    Quote Originally Posted by johnb59 View Post
    no you can't rewind the best parts like ground hog day!

    No harm in trying honey. Loll

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony1 View Post
    Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies
    Is it only now you are working that out?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony1 View Post
    Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies
    Can,t say, never had sex in the Movies


    " WE ARE CONNACHT "

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    Quote Originally Posted by tony1 View Post
    Sex in Real Life is Not Like the Movies
    What if you make a sex tape and watch it back does that count ?

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    thats right there isnt a room full of people recording you and your sounds and fixing your make up between position changes to start with


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    real life sex is to escort sex, as movie sex is to real life* sex


    *life should be spelt leif init, sounds so much more right when spelt phonetically!
    Last edited by funlover12; 20-09-14 at 12:56. Reason: Im not even sure I understand my own sentance there, hope you get the jist...I THINK I do :/


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    Not even like in the roddy Doyle films?

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    Quote Originally Posted by funlover12 View Post
    real life sex is to escort sex, as movie sex is to real life* sex


    *life should be spelt leif init, sounds so much more right when spelt phonetically!
    ah ffs I mean lief. theres another one though, leaf should be spelt leif


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