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    Has trouble with key codes and following basic directions.


    Fact.

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    I am one! Only one out of 10?

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    Maybe EI could put together a link on this site entitled 'An idiots guide to keypads and door entry systems'!!!!!!!!

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    Well if most escorts gave good directions u could use the sat nav on ur smart phone and no problems I've done it several times in places I didn't know it worked perfect
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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    Has trouble with key codes and following basic directions.


    Fact.
    thank you. come again.


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    its the accent, street noise and the fact that you are saying it wrong you have to say it the irish way and dont get pissy, youre the one who cant pronounce the road/landmark right, and shouting it doesnt help, I suggest you find the irish way to say the streets
    when you do the look around your apartment/hotel to find out the names, ask a person on the street the name and listen to how it is said then repeat exactly = none of these problems

    also learn to understand the difference between facing one way and another, if Im facing one way and you send me the other thinking it doesnt matter what way you face to get the right directions..thenyoure telling me the opposite of what needs to be said and therer will be problems and lateness, which neither of us want!
    Last edited by funlover12; 15-09-14 at 12:23.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WatWatWat View Post
    Has trouble with key codes and following basic directions.


    Fact.
    I'd say it's greater than that. I hate bald statements but it seems true that - sad bastards that we are - men with sex on their mind simply cannot be expected to cope with technology such as keypads.

    Why can't they just give us a key?

    Or

    Leave one under the mat?

    Or

    If they're really fussy types, just throw it out the damned bedroom window?

    I also hate when the escorts' neighbours gets cross because of the inconvenience - Jesus, love I feel your pain but I'm semi-hard already. Can we leave it at 'I'm really, really sorry' cos your wan's probably got the clock running while we're chatting here!'

    Funny, I saw one review where the guy included (negatively) his issues with the entry phone. Like escorts are allowed to contribute to the design of apartment entry systems!!!!!


    Ps
    Before Greenie (I like prostitutes not escorts) responds I should say that some of our more right-wing correspondents - the, call-a-spade-a-spade, contingent - would prefer we call them 'doors' and not entry systems!

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    as far as Im concerned the appointment isnt going to happen until im actually IN her appartment, so will make sure the blood is not flowing to my cock before this! this you see negates blue balls phenomen

    basically dont get yourselves built up (heh) till you actually get IN HER APPARTMENT DOOR!
    so much less potential for frustration then, what with the evil double booking monster.

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    I witnessed this not once but twice just yesterday as I passed the outer gates of the apartment complex of one of the popular locations in my area. As I was headed to the gym-- and again as I was coming back-- I saw 2 different gents fumbling with the outer gate keypad while talking on the phone, looking pretty obvious to the initiated eye!

    I can understand why the ladies who use that place ask the gents to use that particular entrance as opposed to the other one around the corner; it has the added advantage of being quieter than the other spot (as that door is right on a busy road), and they can also SEE THE GUY coming from that entrance directly towards the apartment.

    I'm sure the neighbours haven't a clue who's walking by, where they're going or for what purpose, but it always gives me a laugh and a smile...
    Fighting the Good Fight...

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    Official Punters Guide to Keypad Entry Systems.

    Have you ever gone on a punt only to find that dreaded keypad when you arrive at the premises. Can be very confusing & traumatizing and often can take the excitement element out of the visit and replace it with unnecessary frustrations. Well, fear no more, as here is an experienced punters simple step by step guide to using a "Keypad Entry System"






    Does seeing one of these scare the living daylights out of you?

    Well, I know it used to scare me, but I found that the worst thing you can do is panic. Relax, the escort will give you clear instructions over the phone, a two or three digit number followed by a terminating symbol button, usually a "Bell". Don't worry about this step, it will be explained later.





    Firstly identify the keypad. Usually situated next to the door/gate, or perhaps on a wall adjacent to the entrance of the apartment block. Indicate to the escort on the phone that you are now ready to initiate "Keypad entry procedures" . Keep your phone pressed firmly to your ear, as hearing what comes next is crucial to your success. She will now call out a multi-digit number followed by that dreaded symbol. Listen. Don't fret, there are rarely more than 3 digits.



    On the keypad, using your finger press each of the digits firmly and precisely as shown in the image above.



    Once you have pressed each digit, you will now be asked to press the termination symbol. in this example it will be the "Bell" symbol Locate this button on the keypad and press firmly.

    Listen intently, as often you will hear a ringing sound coming from her apartment over your phone connection. This indicates you have the code entered correctly. Now here is the important part. The escort on hearing this sound will press a button that will unlock the gate/door for you.


    Having located the door, push inward forcefully*. Best not to delay here, as the "unlocking process" may be on a time limit, and we don't want to have the embarrassment of going through this whole process again, now do we? The door should now open. Once inside the job is done.

    Hope you have found this helpful... good luck and happy punting....


    * Important tip: Some door may open outward... Look for a sign on the door that says either "PUSH" (door opens inward) or "PULL" (door opens outward)....
    Last edited by JAMESCORK; 15-09-14 at 15:44.

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