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[bluefan1]

I'm unique the way i work, but go on, give us the hotel version, i know you want to....

Yep! Unique is one word you can use.

I'll resist your request, though I can tell you the story involves drinking, stopping for a toasted cheese & ham, catching the Chelsea highlights on Match of the Day, service lifts, key cards, stealing towels, tissues and flowers but not getting the painting and instead having an elderly cleaner chase you up two flights of stairs - and all for the lady / escort, of course - sharing the champagne with the duo but only having two tumblers in the room - boy, that girl could suck on a bottle neck though - I'm getting hard just remembering that sight! - disturbing the next appointment in a vain search for the missing parking ticket and then trying to get a replacement validated at reception, her royal highness the princess of nosey receptionists, a concierge who thinks he's working for the FBI, the assistant managers who thinks having 'girls in the hotel is good for tier image - " they attract clients with money and makes the place look affluent" and ......oh yes, meeting an uncle in the middle of selling the farm - before he had told his family!

[circumcised guy]

Well if most escorts gave good directions u could use the sat nav on ur smart phone and no problems I've done it several times in places I didn't know it worked perfect

Yea that's what i do when u get good directions it's no bother but once i get to a keypad that where i can turn into a dunce.

[DoubleJameson]

Josephine, we have a lot on our mind....


"Hiya, it's me. Yeah, me, I called earlier? Remember?"
- how soon they forget! -
"OK, I can see the Tesco on the corner, yeah.."
- 'mmmmmm.She' sounds sooo sexy -

"OK I Turn right at the lights, yep"
- Fuck, did I remember to ask for stockings?? -

"Ok, OK, yeah, 1st grey door on the left, got it.."
- Woo hooo, cant wait to have that wrapped round my cock!!! -

"Yep, 1234, right, 2nd floor, yep, No? 1235? Oh, OK... 1235 it is. I have it now"
- wonder does she realise she won the Lotto ? She's going to get some seeing-to tonight!

"Yeah, love, yes, yes, I WILL call if I have any problems finding you...but don't worry, I have it now. See you in three shakes of a lamb's tale..ahhh!....nothing, nothing, nevermind".
- Forgot she was Spanish! ....yeah 'Spanish', right!...pffff! . Ha, Ha..Wait'll she tastes my Chorizo!!!....

-OK I turn right here...
Here we go, here we go, here we go, HERE WE GOOOOO -
That's a quare shade of green! She must be colour blind,
Lucky I asked her to wear white then....
I feel lucky, Oh so lucky -
OK, 2235, then...press 'Bell' - shit, which one is bell? Why don't they light these fucking things? Ah, yeah, BINGO!
Easy-peasy!!....

"Hi, it's me. Your 8pm...
Helloooo? We just talked on the phone...."
- If she's double-booked I'll go ballistic.... -

"Oh, sorry Mrs...."

"Hello, Hi, it's me again, what was that number again? No, I'm fine, found it easy, great directions, no, no bother I'm just checking that number again, being careful you know!!! See ya in a min"
- For the shag of your life! -
- She sounded a bit ratty there! Not exactly GFE.... Better change her attitude before I get up there ...
anyway she'll be smiling once I start waving this fella at her!
Ho, Ho, ! It's off to work I go......
- Fuck, this must be the wrong floor? -
Jasus, it's quarter- past already..... better get a push on, before she cancels
some of them are SO weird about timekeeping.
Hope she hasn't started the old timer yet!
Speaking of which, I hope this one isn't using Adele - I like Adele but there's only so many times you can
hear the same 5 songs.
Must think about booking an hour one time and get to hear the rest of that album......
I wonder does Adele know that escorts probably got her to number 1
-DOH!.... like escorts actually pay for anything ....Good to bring a little gift, yeah right!
-Must find out what chocs my regular likes. She'd be jealous as fuck if she could see me now.
If you could see me now.......,
- So, back down these stairs and Bob's your uncle....YESSSSSSS! -

"Howya, love, so this where you were hiding all this time... LOLLLLL!"


Sophie, there is also an 'Hotel' version ......

Great post.

[funlover12]

Josephine, we have a lot on our mind....


"Hiya, it's me. Yeah, me, I called earlier? Remember?"
- how soon they forget! -
"OK, I can see the Tesco on the corner, yeah.."
- 'mmmmmm.She' sounds sooo sexy -

"OK I Turn right at the lights, yep"
- Fuck, did I remember to ask for stockings?? -

"Ok, OK, yeah, 1st grey door on the left, got it.."
- Woo hooo, cant wait to have that wrapped round my cock!!! -

"Yep, 1234, right, 2nd floor, yep, No? 1235? Oh, OK... 1235 it is. I have it now"
- wonder does she realise she won the Lotto ? She's going to get some seeing-to tonight!

"Yeah, love, yes, yes, I WILL call if I have any problems finding you...but don't worry, I have it now. See you in three shakes of a lamb's tale..ahhh!....nothing, nothing, nevermind".
- Forgot she was Spanish! ....yeah 'Spanish', right!...pffff! . Ha, Ha..Wait'll she tastes my Chorizo!!!....

-OK I turn right here...
Here we go, here we go, here we go, HERE WE GOOOOO -
That's a quare shade of green! She must be colour blind,
Lucky I asked her to wear white then....
I feel lucky, Oh so lucky -
OK, 2235, then...press 'Bell' - shit, which one is bell? Why don't they light these fucking things? Ah, yeah, BINGO!
Easy-peasy!!....

"Hi, it's me. Your 8pm...
Helloooo? We just talked on the phone...."
- If she's double-booked I'll go ballistic.... -

"Oh, sorry Mrs...."

"Hello, Hi, it's me again, what was that number again? No, I'm fine, found it easy, great directions, no, no bother I'm just checking that number again, being careful you know!!! See ya in a min"
- For the shag of your life! -
- She sounded a bit ratty there! Not exactly GFE.... Better change her attitude before I get up there ...
anyway she'll be smiling once I start waving this fella at her!
Ho, Ho, ! It's off to work I go......
- Fuck, this must be the wrong floor? -
Jasus, it's quarter- past already..... better get a push on, before she cancels
some of them are SO weird about timekeeping.
Hope she hasn't started the old timer yet!
Speaking of which, I hope this one isn't using Adele - I like Adele but there's only so many times you can
hear the same 5 songs.
Must think about booking an hour one time and get to hear the rest of that album......
I wonder does Adele know that escorts probably got her to number 1
-DOH!.... like escorts actually pay for anything ....Good to bring a little gift, yeah right!
-Must find out what chocs my regular likes. She'd be jealous as fuck if she could see me now.
If you could see me now.......,
- So, back down these stairs and Bob's your uncle....YESSSSSSS! -

"Howya, love, so this where you were hiding all this time... LOLLLLL!"


Sophie, there is also an 'Hotel' version ......

ya see any time the mind tries to wander just think of the code and the mission, VISUALISE the code, if If a fucker drops dead beside you fuck him (not really unless you blue balls are going to burn maybe?) someone else will call the ambulance!

ok you can mind wander but just keep it to one sentance at a time otherwise you fucked, dont go making naratives otherwise that code floor and app no are gone forever!

[willieh]

Bluefan 1 has earned a rest - Im exhausted reading and now understand the complete lack of comprehension of the male species when a target is within touching distance, I shall remain patient and in hotels.

Hotel version.

Yes , that's right the YMCA on the corner next to the garage.
Come in the front door, stairs are right there, walk up to 2nd floor and I'm 3 doors on the right.

Easy peasy and I shall put on the kettle and get out the scrabble or do you prefer cards?
I take the time and companionship very seriously

Hotels so much simpler.

In terms of cards, is it just confined to snap or 21 or do you play whist and bridge also? And for scrabble do you supply the dictionary or do I need to being my own. Also is the Concise Oxford Dictionary acceptable or are you a purist?

[willieh]

Snap, I get to wear sharp rings

You should tell slavetoyou this .................... he may be interested .........

[bluefan1]

[QUOTE=HonestJosephine;1422382]Bluefan 1 has earned a rest - Im exhausted reading and now understand the complete lack of comprehension of the male species when a target is within touching distance, I shall remain patient and in hotels.


Hi
You do know I was projecting, don't you?? I can't sing for a start!

[bluefan1]

Someone hacked your account or mid life crisis perhaps...

Nothing exciting like the former, so it has to be the latter!

[TiffanyTees]

Has trouble with key codes and following basic directions.


Fact.

Its a man thing, multitasking is not their forté


Tiff xxx

[bluefan1]

At your age ....

Is the cheque in the post?

Speaking of which, gotta go earn some money. I'm particularly targeting British Pounds today!