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Thread: We all die, go to funerals to pay our respect but would you go to an escorts funeral?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fitzy View Post
    Some off the funerals I have attended , jasus they have been great piss ups
    yes i know, i have missed out on some smashing grub too

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    Quote Originally Posted by HairyPotter View Post
    yes i know, i have missed out on some smashing grub too
    Smashing grub , cocktail sausages and ham and cheese sambos , the auld one sitting beside you takes her false teeth out because she has a bit off pork stuck between her teeth
    I will play with the toys that god has given me .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    Sorry to sound a little morbid but who would be willing to attend a escorts funeral if they heard she had passed away? Who would you say you are or how you know her/him (other than the obvious of course and being discreet). Are there ladies that you really feel you made a connection with over your time punting you’d like to pay your respect too in this way?

    What do you girls think about a client paying his respect to you at your funeral would it be OK depending who it was as you could trust his discretion or a total no, no for you?

    Just curious

    Lady Von Teese

    Before I answer this!! Can I ask how many funerals you have paid your respects to past clients?
    “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” - Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    Sorry to sound a little morbid but who would be willing to attend a escorts funeral if they heard she had passed away? Who would you say you are or how you know her/him (other than the obvious of course and being discreet). Are there ladies that you really feel you made a connection with over your time punting you’d like to pay your respect too in this way?

    What do you girls think about a client paying his respect to you at your funeral would it be OK depending who it was as you could trust his discretion or a total no, no for you?

    Just curious

    Lady Von Teese
    ok be honest, which client is on the way out?
    "The mass of men live lives of quiet desperation" - Henry David Thoreau.

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    Wow. Um, no?

    Besides why have a funeral when you could pay to have your ashes sent to Mars.
    What if "It's Raining Men" and 'Let the bodies hit the floor' are both about the same event but from different perspectives 🤔

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra View Post
    Wow. Um, no?

    Besides why have a funeral when you could pay to have your ashes sent to Mars.
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    what a thread, i cant beleve it
    Last edited by annyangel; 10-09-14 at 17:52.

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    A couple of ladies here might go to mine..........just to make sure im really dead.
    But with regards going to theirs,NO.
    I don't know the real lady...just the personality,the body and the stats (Unfortunately)

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    Quote Originally Posted by annyangel View Post
    what a thread, i cant beleve it
    Now Now! Don't laugh or else your funeral might be a poorly attended affair

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ladyvonteese View Post
    Sorry to sound a little morbid but who would be willing to attend a escorts funeral if they heard she had passed away? Who would you say you are or how you know her/him (other than the obvious of course and being discreet). Are there ladies that you really feel you made a connection with over your time punting you’d like to pay your respect too in this way?

    What do you girls think about a client paying his respect to you at your funeral would it be OK depending who it was as you could trust his discretion or a total no, no for you?

    Just curious

    Lady Von Teese

    ... and I thought Natasha was going to win the unusual thread award



    Yes I would, but I would need to know the lady better than is probably possible through most escort client meetings.

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