A Man see an advert on a Car Mag. & see this advert & see’s a VW Golf for sale it states the mileage & highlights “Only 1 Careful Lady Owner”, the guy rings up to make an appointment to go & see it & when he gets there he sees this VW Golf basically in S..t with bumps, scratches, dents & general misuse, the Guy say’s to the owner “Jjjeesssuusss Man U clearly said in the Add - Only 1 Careful Lady Owner - but look at this” the Owner said “Yes that is indeed correct there was only 1 Careful Lady Owner but the other 8 were absolute Road Hogs” ....