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    For Ireland worst hooker.....

    Job includes making sure I dont so stupid shit like put a blanket over me while waiting for buses falling asleep
    Making sure I dont piss around nd miss more
    Pack for me... all I need is something slutty something comfy but still its something I do last minute

    Drive me read to go now no bus till 12

    Take abuse when I get in moods, make me tea, skin up between bookings
    Jumps over gates for me and save me form locked bathrooms

    Please apply within

    There may be some emirate of physical abuse on you however too
    Last edited by annabel taylor; 05-09-14 at 09:53.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    For Ireland worst hooker.....

    Job includes making sure I dont so stupid shit like put a blanket over me while waiting for buses falling asleep
    Making sure I dont piss around nd miss more
    Pack for me... all I need is something slutty something comfy but still its something I do last minute

    Drive me read to go now no bus till 12

    Take abuse when I get in moods, make me tea, skin up between bookings
    Jumps over gates for me and save me form locked bathrooms

    Please apply within

    There may be some emirate of physical abuse on you however too
    No word on the remuneration package?

    I presume it's quite a lucrative package......40/60 or 50/50 (not including danger money!)
    Last edited by jamieboyo; 05-09-14 at 10:04.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    For Ireland worst hooker.....

    Job includes making sure I dont so stupid shit like put a blanket over me while waiting for buses falling asleep
    Making sure I dont piss around nd miss more
    Pack for me... all I need is something slutty something comfy but still its something I do last minute
    Drive me read to go now no bus till 12

    Take abuse when I get in moods, make me tea, skin up between bookings
    Jumps over gates for me and save me form locked bathrooms

    Please apply within

    There may be some emirate of physical abuse on you however too
    bong only!
    Last edited by warmcome; 05-09-14 at 10:12.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    For Ireland worst hooker.....

    Job includes making sure I dont so stupid shit like put a blanket over me while waiting for buses falling asleep
    Making sure I dont piss around nd miss more
    Pack for me... all I need is something slutty something comfy but still its something I do last minute

    Drive me read to go now no bus till 12

    Take abuse when I get in moods, make me tea, skin up between bookings
    Jumps over gates for me and save me form locked bathrooms

    Please apply within

    There may be some emirate of physical abuse on you however too
    Lol, love it.

    Obviously a live in job. Do you snore or dribble in yer sleep?

    Do you have a hose and a long poking stick?

    How hard do you punch?

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    I don't do bongs id be fucked
    Wage is 300e cash in hand with petrol allowence

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    I don't think that's a pimp, it's a P.A. .........


    ...... or a boyfriend
    Mr Cuddles. everyone needs a cuddle

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    so you 'puff the cheebah' then ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by annabel taylor View Post
    I don't do bongs id be fucked
    Wage is 300e cash in hand with petrol allowence
    head over to the slave sub forum where slaves pimp. you.
    in soviet.... ect
    Last edited by funlover12; 05-09-14 at 13:36.

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    You don't need a pimp, you need a big hug
    Last edited by dob; 05-09-14 at 14:47.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dob View Post
    You don't need a pimp, you need a big hug
    you mean Mr Cuddles large cock?

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