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    Bollocks sees some girls advertising beautiful appartments ....Surely the girl is more important than the appartment?

    Yes Your appartment is beautiful
    But you are still an ugly shit.
    After all they are not letting the appartment

    Has little to do with time and companionship. Thats what they are selling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Bollocks sees some girls advertising beautiful appartments ....Surely the girl is more important than the appartment?

    Yes Your appartment is beautiful
    But you are still an ugly shit.
    After all they are not letting the appartment

    Has little to do with time and companionship. Thats what they are selling.
    Ahhh but a big comfy bed.: doc
    Never mistake kindness for weakness .: doc

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    You could be onto something there. A real estate agent would be the perfect cover for escorts in case anyone sticks their unwanted nose into their business.

    Garda - "If you're not an escort, then why are you naked?"
    "Agent" - "I'm demonstrating the shower for this potential buyer of the apartment"
    Garda turns to "buyer".
    Garda - "Then why are you also naked sir??"
    "Buyer" - "I'm going testing it for myself"

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    Im not into grotty shitty apartments, ill only ever go to girls in nicer places .........

    98% of the time...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bollocks View Post
    Bollocks sees some girls advertising beautiful appartments ....Surely the girl is more important than the appartment?

    Yes Your appartment is beautiful
    But you are still an ugly shit.
    After all they are not letting the appartment

    Has little to do with time and companionship. Thats what they are selling.
    Ah Bollocks have you no taste ?


    Do you actually enjoy riding in a smelly shit hole ? On a single bed watching the mould on the ceiling and wood lice crawling all over your jocks on the floor ?

    What's wrong with a big bed where you move seamlessly from cowboy to missionary without someone falling on the floor ?

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    A good apartment certainly helps if you're going to see even a half decent lady is it really adds to the occasion and I always feel better when I visit a lady and a superior apartment

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