Annoying moments with escorts

[Merryman]

I don't have a problem with ladies taking the lead at all, but I'm more interested in spending a bit of time (attempting) to pleasure the lady. Most seem happy enough with this, but there's one who tried to hurry me and seemed bemused/uncomfortable with me wanting to go down on them.

This could be down to age: the girl in question was 24, while most of the escorts I visit tend to be in their 30's (I'm 28).

You're too young to be going down on young girls. Leave that to the older guys and get on with the stud muffin stuff instead !

[Meursault]

I don't have a problem with ladies taking the lead at all, but I'm more interested in spending a bit of time (attempting) to pleasure the lady. Most seem happy enough with this, but there's one who tried to hurry me and seemed bemused/uncomfortable with me wanting to go down on them.

This could be down to age: the girl in question was 24, while most of the escorts I visit tend to be in their 30's (I'm 28).

i think the pleasure is when they receive the cash and the rest is pretence

[Merryman]

I don't like it when the escort attempts to dictate the speed of things (e.g. trying to initiate sex twenty minutes into an hour appointment). I like to take my time (five minutes kissing/hugging/brushing her hair, five minutes kissing her body, ten minutes sucking breasts, thirty minutes eating pussy/her sitting on my face and ten minutes sex) and if I've paid for an hour, then I'd like to use the hour the way I intended.

Of course, I understand that there could be a variety of reasons for this (not in the mood, ill etc).

Brushing her hair !!




I usually get near slapped in the face for touching her hair !

[Stephanie]

darling this isnt about you, & indeed we do all work differently & I also have a great track record with my clients (not that that has anything to do with the topic)! & a bloody tout too

perhaps instead of taking parts of my post to quote & reply to you should have answered directly to the OP as I need no advise as to how to treat my clients honey xxx

Darling , I quoted you because I thought we were on friendly terms , and your post caught my eye.

Was I wrong once again ? Bah. I keep getting tripped up.

In my post I had not intended to reflect on your track record or on your way of working.

I thought you and I had moved past needing to tiptoe around each other . Wrong I was , it seems. Bah. Disappointing.

Touting lol ?

Discussing or mentioning my life or methods of working or track record or whatever else -- ye all still hung up on it ?

Couldn't we please move past it by now ?? Please ?

You so much better than this.


I did not make this exchange personal. You did. And I wish you hadn't.

[n73]

thats so unproffessional, I never ever take a phone into the room!

G'way ya lyin fecker, you were on the blower chatting to some other aul wan from your knitting circle when we "met" and to make matters worse.................YOU WERE TALKIN ABOUT UTD !









Great start to the season by the way

[rob_tig]

Sometimes I arrive and let the lady take the lead, which so far has lead to some great meetings. Variety is the spice if life, so once in a while it's nice to shake things up and do something different.

That's just me.

[Naughtynatalie]

Darling , I quoted you because I thought we were on friendly terms , and your post caught my eye.

Was I wrong once again ? Bah. I keep getting tripped up.

In my post I had not intended to reflect on your track record or on your way of working.

I thought you and I had moved past needing to tiptoe around each other . Wrong I was , it seems. Bah. Disappointing.

Touting lol ?

Discussing or mentioning my life or methods of working or track record or whatever else -- ye all still hung up on it ?

Couldn't we please move past it by now ?? Please ?

You so much better than this.


I did not make this exchange personal. You did. And I wish you hadn't.

Stephanie I have never had a problem with you. I have also NEVER been hung up on your way of working or your methods, tbh love you dont really come on my radar at all.

I met you once & you seem like a perfectly nice person in real life although your online persona does come across as playing the victim but thats your business & I have no interest in that.

As for tip toeing around, I have never felt the need to do that with you or anyone so a mute point really! Any escort or client that has met me can vouch for that whether they like me or not.

you quoted my post with a reponse telling me how you work & deal with the situation of which, again, I have no interest, which is why I said it wasnt about you & to reply to the OP. My comment about touting was actually a joke which I thought was obvious from my reason for editing so maybe your just taking me up wrong! Although you dont know me so you dont know my sense of humour so thats understandable.

Perhaps you need a little thicker skin because you certainly shouldnt assume that my response was part of some 'non exsistent issue' that I have NEVER had with you.

I comment as I see fit at that time & its as simple as that.

Please dont make out like I was part of a group that had a problem with you because I am most definately a very Independent escort with a mind of my own & very few friends in this industry, lots of aquaintances but my friends are in my real life. I may know lots of ladies from the boards but thats just because I've been here for forever!

If I have disagreed with you in the past or didnt like something you've said its because 'I' didnt like it or agree with it not because of what anyone else thinks of you. Infact when asked what I thought about you after meeting you I said that you seemed nice.

Lighten up love & dont take my posts on an escort website so personal.
Have a lovely day xxx

G'way ya lyin fecker, you were on the blower chatting to some other aul wan from your knitting circle when we "met" and to make matters worse.................YOU WERE TALKIN ABOUT UTD !

Great start to the season by the way

Oh shut it you, I had to talk to someone as you were boring the shite out of me, plus you were crap in bed

never you feckin mind about start the season bollocks come chat to me in feb, when LVG has had a chance to work with the team & the January transfer window closes! Rome was built in a day short arse

[Playitsam]

Her phone ringing....worse still her answering it....never again

But you must admit its funny watching her try to txt when your doing her doggy style .

[HairyPotter]

When they tell you they can't do this position or that favourite because you are too big

[Stephanie]

Stephanie I have never had a problem with you. I have also NEVER been hung up on your way of working or your methods, tbh love you dont really come on my radar at all.

I met you once & you seem like a perfectly nice person in real life although your online persona does come across as playing the victim but thats your business & I have no interest in that.

As for tip toeing around, I have never felt the need to do that with you or anyone so a mute point really! Any escort or client that has met me can vouch for that whether they like me or not.

you quoted my post with a reponse telling me how you work & deal with the situation of which, again, I have no interest, which is why I said it wasnt about you & to reply to the OP. My comment about touting was actually a joke which I thought was obvious from my reason for editing so maybe your just taking me up wrong! Although you dont know me so you dont know my sense of humour so thats understandable.

Perhaps you need a little thicker skin because you certainly shouldnt assume that my response was part of some 'non exsistent issue' that I have NEVER had with you.

I comment as I see fit at that time & its as simple as that.

Please dont make out like I was part of a group that had a problem with you because I am most definately a very Independent escort with a mind of my own & very few friends in this industry, lots of aquaintances but my friends are in my real life. I may know lots of ladies from the boards but thats just because I've been here for forever!

If I have disagreed with you in the past or didnt like something you've said its because 'I' didnt like it or agree with it not because of what anyone else thinks of you. Infact when asked what I thought about you after meeting you I said that you seemed nice.

Lighten up love & dont take my posts on an escort website so personal.
Have a lovely day xxx

As do I x