Guy walks into a bar with an Ostridge & a mean looking Cat sits up at the bar all 3 & the man only orders a Pint for all 3, after hours & many drinks later bought by the man for himself & his 2 buddies the bar man says quietly to him ... “Don’t get me wrong but I notice U buy all the drinks & neither of Ur friends have bought U one as yet” ... the Man replied “Yyyeeaa don’t talk to me I know it’s terrible” the bar man said “How did U end up with those two & that cat looks one scrounger mean feline” ... the Man replies “ It all began when I found this green bottle on the beach, I opened it & out popped this Genie & granted me ONE WISH ONLY, so all I then asked for was a TALL BIRD WITH A TIGHT PUSSY & the B....rd gave me these 2 Muppets” .....