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    Question Left-handed Escorts

    Seeing as it's International LeftHanders Day......are there any left-handed escorts?

    Now they say 1 in 5 are left-handed and as the Church used to say (trying to strike fear in my younger days...)

    Those "citeogs" are being shamelessly sinful by using the Devil's hand!

    Thankfully these days lefties are a bit less taboo (HaHa Church! stick that!) and obviously with the advent of the
    left-handed peeler....life is...well easier on the meal preparation

    So if in the outside world (as us E-I folk call it) lefties were the sinners/black sheep etc then by E-I logic left-handed escorts must be angelic (seeing all the other naughty sinful shenanigans are the norm)

    .....So wondering what angels here are blessed lefties?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    Im a leftie
    Oh, I know

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    See you in the morning 10a.m flight
    I want that left hand of yours in a glove of Vaseline for the big meet

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    Quote Originally Posted by SophieX View Post
    You get worse.....
    I'm just warming up

    Back on topic, Floki's left-handed. But he's not an escort. As far as I know anyway.

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    Thanks very much for this very useful tip I will look out for this

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