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Thread: Veet - I can't be the only one!

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    Default Veet - I can't be the only one!

    So decided last night to treat myself to a date today with a girl I've had my eye on for a long time.

    Priding myself in my appearance, and being as clean and as hygienic as possible, I got my grooming on.

    But you can't risk taking razor to the boys. So out came the Veet.......

    My boys!!!

    They look like the 80 year old love child of Keith Richards and a beet tomato.

    Lucky I hadn't booked the appointment yet, as needless to say I won't be going today - as who knows what she would think

    Guys has this happened to you?

    Ladies have you been with clients sporting the crimson marble sack?

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    sounds like you either put to much on or left it on for to long.
    if i were you i would just mention this to the lady. im sure she will have a giggle but be impressed with the efforts at the same time.

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    Ouch, I can sympathise. My method is to use a fresh razor very carefully with plenty of shaving gel, warm water and take plenty of time.

    Heard too many tales of Veet toasting the two lads!

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    you should have read the reviews.

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hai...owViewpoints=1


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    the ould disposable razor does job fine..
    Most men pursue pleasure with such breathless haste that they hurry past it. ~Søren Kierkegaard

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    It's bound to happen that some people will have a reaction to it, the stuff is not meant for spreading on your slappies. It actually makes that quite clear on the directions.

    However Boots stock a brand called Nair that is a lot gentler on the jewels. There's also a really good brand that's a little harder to get that sells under the name Nads ( no, I'm being serious).

    check them out.

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    I find professional waxing the best, clean, effective, efficient with no after burn...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by 69patrick69 View Post
    "5 stars Oh the shame...., 3 July 2012

    By A. Chappell (Denmark)
    (REAL NAME)

    This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
    After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
    I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
    At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
    Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
    This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
    Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect..."



    Last edited by Stephanie; 13-08-14 at 21:56.
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