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    Wink Who is aunty clarence - unvail yourself to us

    [SIZE="2"]Please Clarence will you come forward and tell me who you are because i don't care who you are but you make me laugh so much.

    Think you make lots laugh on here. Take care and don't let your horrible neice put down PomPom the Poodle. Keep making me laugh cos i do so love to laugh and talking bollocks with you is so much fun.

    You did know that Danielle that works in the square in East Enders is really Ronnies daughter that alledgedly died according to her horrible father........Hope i ruined that for you Clarence.........


    CHELSEA ARE ALWAYS GOING TO WEAR BLUE!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post
    [SIZE="2"]Please Clarence will you come forward and tell me who you are because i don't care who you are but you make me laugh so much.

    Think you make lots laugh on here. Take care and don't let your horrible neice put down PomPom the Poodle. Keep making me laugh cos i do so love to laugh and talking bollocks with you is so much fun.

    You did know that Danielle that works in the square in East Enders is really Ronnies daughter that alledgedly died according to her horrible father........Hope i ruined that for you Clarence.........:

    Coo-ey Lillibet, luvey ducks

    ack, cant be spilling the beans about myself YET luvvy, sure it would spoil the cliffhanger on the E-I xmas special

    talking about identity revelation, oh little Pompom, dear me, she also had a big drama last night. you wouldn,t believe it but there we were out xmas shopping down in the city center. And..

    Guess what! yes, we found a shop with designer clothes for Pompom. I was so excited i nearly weed myself and pompom was yelping and bouncing off the ground like a yoyo. if you,d seen all the absolutely gorgeous cool poodle clothes they were selling along with these cutey wutey little teddy bears called builder bears whatever that means.

    anyways inside the shop, i,d set wee Pompom down whilst reaching up for a gorgeous little purple tutu to match her pink tutu because pompom just so loves the ballet so much

    next thing, this little plump girl with blond ringlets and a snotty nose had lifted little pompom and was screaming at her mammy "buy me this builder bear mammy, i want this real one". oh, i nearly shit it and ran over and grabbed little pompom by the back legs.

    "pompom BABY" i screamed. the little girl held tight to the front legs and we began this tug of war with my little toy poodle. right in the middle of the poodle clothes and teddy bear shop.

    she squealed and i squealed louder

    and just then the little fat ganef got her come-uppance when pompom bit her little fat ganef fingers and she let go

    i gave the wee crying girl a bit of a shove followed by the bestest ever "youre not good enough so i,m turning my head away" look.

    well that done it and me an pompom legged it out of the horrid shop before anymore of those spoiled b,stards decided to try to steal pompom

    WHAT A DRAMA!!!! all these things happen to ME! i,m just such a BIG CLOWN sometimes

    you keep guessing Lizbet all may be revealed for your xmas box darlings

    luvey ducks
    CLARENCE

    XXX

    ps honestly i know nothing or care about any of the current soaps on tv, theyre just not funny enough but i,m looking foward to miss naked beauty tonight, thats my kinda show luvey ducks

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarence hilten View Post
    Coo-ey Lillibet, luvey ducks

    ack, cant be spilling the beans about myself YET luvvy, sure it would spoil the cliffhanger on the E-I xmas special

    talking about identity revelation, oh little Pompom, dear me, she also had a big drama last night. you wouldn,t believe it but there we were out xmas shopping down in the city center. And..

    Guess what! yes, we found a shop with designer clothes for Pompom. I was so excited i nearly weed myself and pompom was yelping and bouncing off the ground like a yoyo. if you,d seen all the absolutely gorgeous cool poodle clothes they were selling along with these cutey wutey little teddy bears called builder bears whatever that means.

    anyways inside the shop, i,d set wee Pompom down whilst reaching up for a gorgeous little purple tutu to match her pink tutu because pompom just so loves the ballet so much

    next thing, this little plump girl with blond ringlets and a snotty nose had lifted little pompom and was screaming at her mammy "buy me this builder bear mammy, i want this real one". oh, i nearly shit it and ran over and grabbed little pompom by the back legs.

    "pompom BABY" i screamed. the little girl held tight to the front legs and we began this tug

    you keep guessing Lizbet all may be revealed for your xmas box darlings

    luvey ducks
    CLARENCE

    XXX

    ps honestly i know nothing or care about any of the current soaps on tv, theyre just not funny enough but i,m looking foward to miss naked beauty tonight, thats my kinda show luvey ducks

    [COLOR="Magenta"]YOU ARE BARKING MAD - But i love you.

    [SIZE="2"Have no fear I already bought PomPom a lovely pressie from the Megga Store at Chelsea.......its a lovely warm coat for her emblasened with the CFC logo on it and the no 8 cos i know you love dear Frankie.......

    You are lying again cos i know you watch all the soap operas, i don't know why you say that you don't you big fibber, as every time the music comes on for East Enders the dog starts to howl along with the music.......gotcha.

    Well you can stick your naked beauty cos i will be in the Television room watching the UEFA Champions League Live tonight - Villarreal V Manchester United with the screen split so that i can watch Arsenal v Dynamo Kiev.........

    Bloody shame the dog did not get pulled to pieces, still would of been a waste of good money on its Christmas Pressis......that dog must of been traumatised - bit like you but then you are in a constant state of trauma.

    I don't care who you are ducks, you make me laugh.

    Can you give the dates soon of when PomPom is touring as there are some that would like to know and some verified pictures would be nice as well as her rates......

    Kiss Kiss, ........... You Niece......Lillabet.........
    :

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    Default Clarence, PomPom has been stolen - You Need to Pay up.

    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post


    [COLOR="Magenta"]YOU ARE BARKING MAD - But i love you.

    [SIZE="2"Have no fear I already bought PomPom a lovely pressie from the Megga Store at Chelsea.......its a lovely warm coat for her emblasened with the CFC logo on it and the no 8 cos i know you love dear Frankie.......

    You are lying again cos i know you watch all the soap operas, i don't know why you say that you don't you big fibber, as every time the music comes on for East Enders the dog starts to howl along with the music.......gotcha.

    Well you can stick your naked beauty cos i will be in the Television room watching the UEFA Champions League Live tonight - Villarreal V Manchester United with the screen split so that i can watch Arsenal v Dynamo Kiev.........

    Bloody shame the dog did not get pulled to pieces, still would of been a waste of good money on its Christmas Pressis......that dog must of been traumatised - bit like you but then you are in a constant state of trauma.

    I don't care who you are ducks, you make me laugh.

    Can you give the dates soon of when PomPom is touring as there are some that would like to know and some verified pictures would be nice as well as her rates......

    Kiss Kiss, ........... You Niece......Lillabet.........
    :

    Oh my Aunty i just got a randsom note for PomPom and some rediculous pictures of some dogs they say are our beautiful PomPom.........

    You need to talk to them or its curtains for PomPom.........if anyone sees this dog please can you call me or e-mail me or pm myself or aunty .......... she is very valuable and worth plenty of dosh so if you want to make some nice reward money here is your chance.


    Please help us get our PomPom back - please.........


    Lizzy xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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    I'm unvailing her now. It's non other than Bigpaws. Those darn kids

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    Default I don't thinks so???????? I think its YOU

    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    i'm unvailing her now. It's non other than bigpaws. Those darn kids:d

    ha ha ...........caughty you.............you deamon -

    do you live near oven ready eddie cos it seems he wants to have double the fun - with you and black bess and............xxx lizzy:d:d:d
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    I live knowhere near Eddie. I think he lives on a chicken farm in Kerry. That's why you can't understand him. It's a hard accent to understand

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    Talking Eddie now is persona non grata

    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    I live knowhere near Eddie. I think he lives on a chicken farm in Kerry. That's why you can't understand him. It's a hard accent to understand
    OR IN ENGLISH WE AREN'T FRIENDS ANY MORE......... HE SAID HE WOULD RATHER SEE AUNT CLARENCE THAN ME - SO I TOLD HIM THAT HE SHOULD NOT LOWER HIS STANDARDS BUT TO RAISE THEM.......TO THE LIKES OF ANNA AND MYSELF AND NOW I HAVE DECIDED THAT I AM GOING TO HILTON TOWERS DONEGALL - IM SURE YOU HAVE SEEN IT, RATHER A BRASH BUILDING TOTALLY NOT INKEEPING WITH THE LANDS THERE WHERE I HAVE INSTALLED SOME RATHER FABULOUS MIRRORS ON THE CEILING AND ALL AROUND THE ROOM SO THAT ONE CAN WATCH AND SEEM THAT YOU ARE IN YOUR OWN PORN FILM. WELL THATS WHAT ONE CLIENT TOLD ME WHILST VISITING MY HOME IN LONDON........RATHER LOVE IT MYSELF - BIT OF A VOYEUR, BUT THEN IF WE ARE ALL HONEST THERE IS A LITTLE BIT OF THE VOYEUR IN ALL OF US AND ANNA AND I LIKE A LOT OF VOYEUR IN US........

    CIAO MY DARLING AND SEE YOU ON THOSE RAMBLING HILLS.........WHILST I RAMBLE ON

    FONDEST LOVE TO YOU AND I AM SURE THAT I HAVE MET YOU BEFORE - YOU ASKED IF YOU COULD WRITE A REPORT AND I ASKED YOU NOT TO........SURE ITS YOU.........

    SO NOW ITS JUST A COSY LITTLE THREESOME WITH MYSELF AND ANNA - YOUR PLEASURE IS OUR PLEASURE.......


    The Hot Maggot.............

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post
    ha ha ...........caughty you.............you deamon -
    lizzy:d:d:d

    THATS JUST Soooooooooooo YOU LIZBET

    YOU ARE THE BIG CHILD CATCHER

    JUST SO EVERYONE SEES THE RESEMBLANCE

    HERES LIZBET IN THE BOTTOM PHOTO WITH HER NICE NEW MADE-UP FACE-MASK FOR HIGHWAYMAN

    AND ABOVE IT IS HER NORMAL HOUSE FACE. SEE HOW SHE WAVES THE BIG STICK

    WHERE SHE RUNS ABOUT BEING HORRIBLY SCARY WITH POOR GRANNY, SHERGAR POMPOM AND I -

    JUST LIKE YESTERDAY SEE THE RESEMBLANCES IN THE NOSE SIZE, her SHTICK

    CLARENCE
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    Quote Originally Posted by clarence hilten View Post
    THATS JUST Soooooooooooo YOU LIZBET

    YOU ARE THE BIG CHILD CATCHER

    JUST SO EVERYONE SEES THE RESEMBLANCE

    HERES LIZBET IN THE BOTTOM PHOTO WITH HER NICE NEW MADE-UP FACE-MASK FOR HIGHWAYMAN

    AND ABOVE IT IS HER NORMAL HOUSE FACE. SEE HOW SHE WAVES THE BIG STICK

    WHERE SHE RUNS ABOUT BEING HORRIBLY SCARY WITH POOR GRANNY, SHERGAR POMPOM AND I -

    JUST LIKE YESTERDAY SEE THE RESEMBLANCES IN THE NOSE SIZE, her SHTICK

    CLARENCE

    You are giving me plenty of shtick don't know about anything else though.

    Pompom is no longer in your possesion i have seen her and im not telling you where so nerr.

    I am going to report you to Patty cos she told me that she wanted any old excuse to rid you from the board so i am going to say that you are using real pictures of me and i am so terribly upset..........

    That and you are a fibber too.........Patricia remove this witch off the board she is evil and cruel and locks me in my room every night and wakes me up early to make her bacon butties and then i have to go chop the wood for the fire and sometimes she even makes me bathe her........oh Patty she is horrible please help me........Hilton Towers is not the nice fun place it used to be........

    I have to go she is coming and i dont want for her to see what i have written.......

    Bye and help me please.........i beg of you............The Maggot.

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