oh lizbet, please say
YES, we are going to dollys in NY with me as your
style consultant
i,d just so love clothes shopping and our
lizbet just hasnt got a clue about style or what suits her or anything. well, says i, thats what she get for watching all that soccer instead of
Trinny and Suzanne honestly, lizbet runs around the house all day in her chelsea skip. the nearest she,s got to style is when she got granny to sew on all those sequins onto her blue shorts
and then there was that embarrassing calamity with her HAIR. oh, Yehushua, Jehovah and Abraham it was just SOOOOOO funny
i dont usually tell tales
but,
last night granny, shergar and i were stuck in the kitchen watching Miss Naked Beauty and the gorgeous Shona winning. lizbet, as usual was watching football on the big telly in the living room.
Well i have never heard such cursing and swearing
all the baddest words of the day
dreck, klutz, mamzer nebbish etc etc (and those were the nice ones)
anyway, lizbet must imagine she was playing too for there she is pretending to dribble the ball, pass and shoot as if shes really there.
well Miss Naked Beauty had just finished and we all had quietly slipped into the room, for its not safe to make any noise. just then someone was taking a long throw-in on the tv. lizbet as usual was soooo carried away and she done this big diving header landing on the sofa.
GOAL she roared!!!!!!
Thats when her WIG fell right off oh my Jehovah, Lizbet has a Beckham style skinhead under her wig
maybe we can buy some wig glue for lizbet when we go to NY ????
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otsa luvy ducks
Clarence