E-I Nativity

[thehighwayman]

This is the cast for the E-I Nativity

Narrator: Thehighwayman
Angel Gabriel: Annavachiva
Joseph: Epsilon
Mary: Hot Lizzy
Wise Men: Anon, Carlos Marvado, Dreamon
Shepherds: Roryman, Alec Horan, Bigbadjohn
Inn-Keeper: Patricia

[thehighwayman]

All we need now is a script

[Hot Lizzy]

All we need now is a script

YOU CAN GET ONE AT SMITHS I THINK.........OR JUST GET ONE OF US TO
PINCH ONE FROM ANY GOOD HOTEL OR BAD COME TO THAT -

THE SCRIPTURES ARE ALL WRITTEN..........ALL WE NEED NOW IS A HAY
LOFT PERHAPS OLD STARBUCK1 COULD HELP THERE WITH HIS STEPTOE
AND SON TRAVELLING CART.......

THINK ANNA SHOULD BE MARY.........COS I ALREADY GAVE BIRTH ONCE AND
FRANKLY I THINK SOMEONE ELSE SHOULD ENJOY.........T.HEE NO EPIDURAL
FOR HER OR GAS AND AIR TO GET HIGH ON. OH THOSE WERE THE DAYS.


lIZZY

[thehighwayman]

you could always ready black bess and steal the gold, frankincense and Myrrh.

That was always part of the plan don't tell anyone. I am a highwayman of course Theres no shortage of contenders for Mary. Casting for Mary is ongoing any suggestions? But it's hard to get a virgin here, were on an escort site

[Shergar]

That was always part of the plan don't tell anyone. I am a highwayman of course Theres no shortage of contenders for Mary. Casting for Mary is ongoing any suggestions? But it's hard to get a virgin here, were on an escort site

i,d love to be an actress on stage mr highway man.

is there any parts for me??

please? even a small part?

i promise i,ll not make an ass of myself

shergar

[mommy hilton the 69th]

mommy wants in my walking isnt great these days but perhaps i could put a sheep costume on & go on my hands & knees????

[annasavicha]

This is the cast for the E-I Nativity


Angel Gabriel

I m only casting if she s as pretty as me

[Oven Ready Eddie]

I m only casting if she s as pretty as me

You did fall from heaven after all.

Just keep yer eye on the three wise men. I hear they write the odd bad review and their gifts are from last years argos book.

[Epsilon]

I m only casting if she s as pretty as me

Anna. we could never find an angel as beautiful as you. So we will have to go with this costume..

UNBELIEVABLE!!! already a picture has been taken from the first rehearsal.

here we can see epsilon and liz being presented with gifts from anon, carlos and big daddy (dreamon unfortunately got caught)



bbj

BBJ..Thats not even funny.. dont mock the nativity. and since when did i wear a blue shell suit???? well??? you know i only wear Nike or Kappa.
Any way im not on the social anymore.. i got a job as a carepentier...carptetenr..carpainter....CHIPPY...

i,d love to be an actress on stage mr highway man.

is there any parts for me??

please? even a small part?

i promise i,ll not make an ass of myself

shergar

Shergar, there is always a place for you.. Mary(lizzy) travels light.

Such insulence tut tut i can see my name in lights now

Lizzy will you perm the hair on Mommy H's back and we can use her as a sheep.

as long as i'm the shepherd who gets to say

'Lets get the flock outta here !'


ps who the hell is gonna play mary magdalene in the sequel ????

As you wish Alec.

You did fall from heaven after all.

Just keep yer eye on the three wise men. I hear they write the odd bad review and their gifts are from last years argos book.

They have been taken care of.. some of the flock sorted them out...

[Dita]

I played the black king in the nativity once.Quite a feat for a female caucasian!