E-I Nativity

[Hot Lizzy]

mommy wants in my walking isnt great these days but perhaps i could put a sheep costume on & go on my hands & knees????

It says by your name, Mummy Hilton will be famous soon enough - think its too late now dont you........come on if you were going to be famous you would of managed it by now.

It isnt my gig but i dont want you in the panto........and thehighwayman is my friend and not yours so you need to go grovel to him.......

[mommy hilton the 69th]

It says by your name, Mummy Hilton will be famous soon enough - think its too late now dont you........come on if you were going to be famous you would of managed it by now.

It isnt my gig but i dont want you in the panto........and thehighwayman is my friend and not yours so you need to go grovel to him.......

Such insulence tut tut i can see my name in lights now

[Hot Lizzy]

Such insulence tut tut i can see my name in lights now

THOSE ARE THE ONLY LIGHTS ARE ON AND THERE IS NOBODY AT HOME........


GRANNY.........YOU ARE TOO OLD FOR RESUMING YOUR CAREER ON THE STAGE
I AM JUST TELLING YOU AS THE HIGHWAY MAN WONT BE AS HARSH AS I.

ANYWAY, WE ARE ONLY IN IT FOR THE GIFTS FROM THE THREE WISE MEN......

[thehighwayman]

Baby Jesus wasn't cast yet because he wasn't born yet. We can kill 2 birds with the one stone with the pregnant escort from the clients requests section. So if we ever find a pregnant escort we'll have a Mary and Jesus.

[Alec Horan]

This is the cast for the E-I Nativity

Narrator: Thehighwayman
Angel Gabriel: Annavachiva
Joseph: Epsilon
Mary: Hot Lizzy
Wise Men: Anon, Carlos Marvado, Dreamon
Shepherds: Roryman, Alec Horan, Bigbadjohn
Inn-Keeper: Patricia

as long as i'm the shepherd who gets to say

'Lets get the flock outta here !'

ps who the hell is gonna play mary magdalene in the sequel ????

[carlos marvado]

We could do it like the Royal Family - (Caroline Aherns Royal Family)

I do have one major problem with this........i think you can see it -

If i Mary have to have sex with Epsilon to make a baby Jesus - can you
see my dilema here........also this may come as a terrible shock to you
here but - dare i say this - I'm not a virgin......ahhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!

I know came as a surprise to me too........still i have a very cunning plan
you could always ready black bess and steal the gold, frankincense and Myrrh.
Then we could ride off into the sunset.......

You wanna.......... xxx

A great idea highway. As for the script, Luke 2.1-20 and Matthew 1.18-2.12 give an outline, but this needs to be fleshed out...............as in the word became flesh dont you know.

The virgin character is a big problem for the casting department. Without beating around the bush (what f***ing bush?), you would have more chance of finding a needle in a haystack or getting a rich man to pass through the eye of a needle than finding a virgin on E-I. However, there is a solution at hand.....born again virginity, a simple surgical proceedure which will make the lucky actress (Hot Lizzy Hilton) as tight as a virgin again.

Now as one of the wise men (thank you for that piece of ingenious casting), in this case, the one bearing the present of gold, I think that qualifies me to relieve Lizzy of her born again virginity and thus enable her to give birth without too much discomforture.

Any candidates yet for the Donkey and the Sheep? If you plan to do it Panto style, you could of course introduce a whole range of interesting characters e,g. the baby Jesus' TS Fairy Godmother.

[mommy hilton the 69th]

those are the only lights are on and there is nobody at home........


Granny.........you are too old for resuming your career on the stage
i am just telling you as the highway man wont be as harsh as i.

Anyway, we are only in it for the gifts from the three wise men......

god damm it the 3 wise men was the bit mommys been waiting on

[Oven Ready Eddie]

I m only casting if she s as pretty as me

You did fall from heaven after all.

Just keep yer eye on the three wise men. I hear they write the odd bad review and their gifts are from last years argos book.

[Shergar]

Any candidates yet for the Donkey and the Sheep? If you plan to do it Panto style.

hi HAND-som, you know, ive a bit of a TRACK RECORD for the theatre, and i dont mean the operating one, haw haw. ive had a STAGE COACH or 2 in my time you know, haw haw. ive performed in front of people, ok, in a ring haw haw. pick me, pick me and i swear i wont make a big ass of myself. haw haw he he haw! shergar

[Epsilon]

I m only casting if she s as pretty as me

Anna. we could never find an angel as beautiful as you. So we will have to go with this costume..

UNBELIEVABLE!!! already a picture has been taken from the first rehearsal.

here we can see epsilon and liz being presented with gifts from anon, carlos and big daddy (dreamon unfortunately got caught)



bbj

BBJ..Thats not even funny.. dont mock the nativity. and since when did i wear a blue shell suit???? well??? you know i only wear Nike or Kappa.
Any way im not on the social anymore.. i got a job as a carepentier...carptetenr..carpainter....CHIPPY...

i,d love to be an actress on stage mr highway man.

is there any parts for me??

please? even a small part?

i promise i,ll not make an ass of myself

shergar

Shergar, there is always a place for you.. Mary(lizzy) travels light.

Such insulence tut tut i can see my name in lights now

Lizzy will you perm the hair on Mommy H's back and we can use her as a sheep.

as long as i'm the shepherd who gets to say

'Lets get the flock outta here !'


ps who the hell is gonna play mary magdalene in the sequel ????

As you wish Alec.

You did fall from heaven after all.

Just keep yer eye on the three wise men. I hear they write the odd bad review and their gifts are from last years argos book.

They have been taken care of.. some of the flock sorted them out...