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    Default Really stupid thread,lol.

    Now for a really stupid thread.Well it is the weekend,lol.

    If you guys were female escorts,what name would you go under?
    Would you choose some thing like the girls names in bond films.I cannot remember them all but seen an old film recently and the women was called,pussy galore,lol.
    So lets hear your escort names guys,lol x

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    Default CAYLA THAT IS Really stupid thread

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    Exclamation Don't try and bully me/threaten me and run me out of Town!

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    Default pack it in girls

    Pack it in girls.This isnt the place to fight.
    Nothing personal but be careful who See's this.

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    Samantha x

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    Quote Originally Posted by samymature View Post
    Pack it in girls.This isnt the place to fight.
    Nothing personal but be careful who See's this.

    Love
    Samantha x
    Here, here.

    Roxy, Cayla - enough - I don't want to see this on the public forum. If either of you post about this on the public forum again, you'll be banned for a week, so you can go calm down. This is a dispute between you two of no relevance to anyone else - sort it out between yourselves and leave everyone else out of it please.

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    Talking Hi Samy. That’s a fun question

    Quote Originally Posted by samymature View Post
    Now for a really stupid thread.Well it is the weekend,lol.

    If you guys were female escorts,what name would you go under?
    Would you choose some thing like the girls names in bond films.I cannot remember them all but seen an old film recently and the women was called,pussy galore,lol.
    So lets hear your escort names guys,lol x

    If I specialized in,

    Domination = Madame Mayhem Mary,

    Anal or hand jobs = Miss Crack r jack

    If busty i'd be Miss Suf O’ Kate

    Blow job queen = Polly Pecker or suction Sue

    Mature = Devine wine [gets better with age]

    If I was over 80 years old = Loose lips Lucile

    If over 90 = [call me what ya like, I cant remember my name]


    If a male escort then it would have to be Eddie Cockring [come on everybody!]

    And if an over 80 Male escort then in homage to u i'd be semi sam [but not for long if u booked mem u can show me where that muffin goes ]

    Great idea for a thread
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    Default That was so good,i have nipped back

    That was brilliant,You would have made brilliant escort with imagination like that.x

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    I’m giving it ‘semi’ serious consideration but my hens are a possessive bunch of cluckers . Nip back any time [in the nip if possible] Good luck with operation stuffin that muffin.

    Semi Sam : escort for the decerning client [FEMALE CLIENT! BTW]

    Usual rates apply, chicken feed really, u won’t get cheeper an I’m always cheerful.

    GFE includes a peck on the cheek but PSE will blow the roof of yer hen house GAR AN TEED!

    No hidden numbers entertained and no calls at sun up or sun down as that’s my day job gig.
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    Randy ..

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    Default Thats it

    Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
    Randy ..
    Thats it,randy muffin sounds tasty to me,lol x

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