A very funny thing happened to me on the way to the forum

[samymature]

Good Evening Ladies and Gents, today when i was awoken as usual by a few little messages by the one and only Bigger one.........finally i decided that it might be time to get up.........looking at the clock i saw that it was 12pm so i thought bugger it and went back to sleep......... at about 1 i decided that i should get my finger out as i had some stuff to do today....... you know ladies, manicure pedicure etc., that sort of grind.

OF THE FEW MAILS THAT I BOTHERED TO READ THERE WAS ONE FROM A POOR DELUDED WOMAN THAT THINKS THAT I AM A MAN........VERY SAD LITTLE WOMAN THAT SHE IS - SO I THOUGHT HEY LETS READ THIS SHIT - SO I DID........ I WOULD HEREBY LIKE TO INFORM HER THAT HER LITTLE WAG OF A JOKE COULD OF LANDED HER IN VERY SERIOUS HOT WATER - I THINK MY SOLICITOR CALLED IT SLANDER......YEP THATS RIGHT SLANDER.......I DO SO HOPE THAT SHE DOES HAVE LEGAL REPRESENTATION AS I AM CONSIDERING MY OPTION TO DO SO - TAKE HER TO COURT.

I would at this juncture inform you that i had spoken with the man known only by the name of Epsilon to come and please to read a mail on P.M. that i was going to write to him on one of the posts here asking to put aside our differences and call a hault to these rediculous proceedings and i wanted to put the white (nothing coloured or racial a saying) flag up and that i wanted to say i was sorry to him, and i hoped that he would accept my apology - i also wanted to say something on the Forum but then this funny thing happened as i say -

Now after reading the posts I felt that i didn't now wish to apologise to all or anyone in this matter, now after thinking again i have decided that i would like to say something and this is it :-

I first and formost would like to apologise to All the Genuine Client's and Escort's if i have caused you any upset but to the likes of O.G. Patricia, Paws, Bigdaddy69, Marijuana, Emerald Warrior and several others I feel NO apology is warranted.

I feel that any further continuence will only be counterproductive.

I would add too that this stupid woman Samymature call the manager of my website as he would know if i was who i said i was - she of course did not - so to her i say get ready for a letter from my solicitor. I will have it sent to E-I as it is of course them yet again that has printed the stupid womans claims of my not being a woman therefore it is the sites problem and my solicitor is more than happy to take the case pro bono - so watch this space - Not really so funny now is it Sammy old girl or Patty.

My most sincere thanks to all the ladies that have been writing to me and sending me their love and thanking me for helping them rid this site of the most awful man that feels slander is the way to go........we know who he is....... really ladies there was no thanks needed, would do all the same again. Also the Ladies and Gentlemen that sent me messages in the wishing of my mother a speedy recovery. Thank you very much.

Again Epsilon i hope that we can keep the peace and i look forward to posting more amusing things on here very soon - this for the time being is the very best that i can do by way of an apology.

Early I know but i wish you all a very Merry Chrismas and a Happy and Healthy New Year.

The Hot one Liz Hilton - Liz Hilton London Escort surely you can see that 24 pictures of me with tattoos can hardly be that of someone else now........

Take care girls,


Liz Hilton.

My my,haven't I hit a nerve.Your a JOKE Lizzy but a sick one.
When the police have gone through your hate emails its you in court.
Don'T think your lies will get you anywhere.I unlike you, are far from stupid.Whats your game?Again i think you are reporter.If I am wrong and you really are an escort then I will need to know what clients you have seen. I will make sure they dont see me,that would make my skin crawl.
I am coming to London end of next week. I would love to meet up with you darling.
I have something i would love to give you.
Shall we meet for coffee,lol.

[roryman]

It should be noted that this attempt at a "clean sheet", comes only after many pleas that initially fell upon deaf ears, and after being banned, and finally "banished" to the Soap Opera section

I dont believe it for a second, and I have to say I do miss the lighter side of BigPaws

So, for me personally, i will continue to spend my time with the honourable working girls within these fair shores, and those that visit them.

For you *****, who I have never seen post either a warm, funny or intelligent post I say this

"This message is hidden because Hot Lizzy is on your ignore list. "


THE LADY AND THE SNAKE

”It was really cold and a nice lady had a warm blanket. A poisonous snake nearby was shivering and begged the lady just to pick him up long enough for him to get warm. She resisted saying "you are a poisonous snake and you will bite me and I'll die!" He begged and pleaded and promised not to bite her so she finally gave in and picked him up and wrapped him in the blanket. He bit her and as she was laying there dying she asked "why did you bite me - you promised you wouldn't?" As he slithered away he looked back and said: "Lady you knew I was a snake when you picked me up!"

THE SCORPION AND THE FROG

Once upon a time there was a scorpion who wanted to get across the lake. Once day he came upon a frog. He asked the frog if the frog would be willing to swim across the lake while the scorpion rode upon his back. The frog replied, "I am sorry Mr. Scorpion, I can not do that because you will sting me and we will both drown." The scorpion replied, "I give you my word, I promise not to sting you, I just want to get across this lake. Besides that would be stupid to do that!" So the kind hearted frog trusted the scorpion. The scorpion crawled on his back and the frog began to swim. When they got half way across the lake the scorpion stung him viciously in the back. The frog, now mortally wounded, screamed out crying: "Why did you do that? Don't you realize that now we are both going to die and drown in the lake!" The scorpion responded, "Yes I know, but I could not help it... IT IS IN MY NATURE"

[big daddy 69]

U seem to forget i already tried this with u liz left u alone & conversed with u normally but u insisted on attacking people so fuck it u reap wat u sow look back through the threads be4 u disagree & make a tick out of urself.. i expect no apoligy nor wud i accept 1 & as 4 ur solicitor tell him 2 suck my dick ther r alot of people here that hav a fairly good case against u 4 slander & your apoligy shud b 2 gemma aswell as u continued 2 slander her 2 annoy paws i dnt attack your friends r any1 else here......We'l c if u can keep it shut but my opinion wnt change as u hav shown ur true colours & a lepord never changes its spots!!!

[Hot Lizzy]

To prove all the doubters wrong...

Why don't you take a photo of yourself holding a copy of the Irish Independent?

You can get the Irish Independent in most good newsagents in London.

Tell you what when you show me your face then i will show you a picture but then all you have to do is get in touch with my web manager Richard@webdesign69.co.uk sorry but i have nothing to prove whereas you do........

A nice one of you with the Jewish chronicle i think would be good.


Liz xx

[Hot Lizzy]

My my,haven't I hit a nerve.Your a JOKE Lizzy but a sick one.
When the police have gone through your hate emails its you in court.
Don'T think your lies will get you anywhere.I unlike you, are far from stupid.Whats your game?Again i think you are reporter.If I am wrong and you really are an escort then I will need to know what clients you have seen. I will make sure they dont see me,that would make my skin crawl.
I am coming to London end of next week. I would love to meet up with you darling.
I have something i would love to give you.
Shall we meet for coffee,lol.

See you in Court..........I imagine that you are the one with hate mail not I - sorry but i dont have any although now i see why folk wanted to do what they said the other night.........tut, tut, you upset folk more than even i could manage then but that was then, this is now. Get over yourself.........love your professional shots.That was a joke of course.

[Hot Lizzy]

in fairness i even changed my signature

nbt

In fareness you have.........sorry about Southern Ireland losing to Poland........Nice for Anna S though.........

Take care mr 9/3 centimeters. You just have to see whats written here to see that it was a wast of time.


Still in fareness cant wait to instruct my solicitor think she is peeing herself.




xx Lizzy

[Hot Lizzy]

My my,haven't I hit a nerve.Your a JOKE Lizzy but a sick one.
When the police have gone through your hate emails its you in court.
Don'T think your lies will get you anywhere.I unlike you, are far from stupid.Whats your game?Again i think you are reporter.If I am wrong and you really are an escort then I will need to know what clients you have seen. I will make sure they dont see me,that would make my skin crawl.
I am coming to London end of next week. I would love to meet up with you darling.
I have something i would love to give you.
Shall we meet for coffee,lol.

You my dear are ugly - i maybe drunk but in the morning i will be sober you will still be ugly...........the oldies are the goodies.......still you are no lady.


Ciao xx

[Epsilon]

sorry mate... but NO
she is a geebag.... simple as that..
i have spoken to her in the chatroom before and asked her to stop with the racist remarks but she continued. she deserves nothing but abuse.
she is a bitter old geebag and i bleedin hate geebags

Fair point Mari, but don't we all deserve a second chance?
Lets give Lizzy the benefit of the doubt and leave her alone. Lets see if she is genuine in what she says.
It cant have been easy for her to post something like this knowing the response she would get.
I know my opinion is not worth a whole lot on here but, guys, lets give her a chance.
We are all tired of the constant bullshit in the forum over the last few months, lets get things back to the way they were, Does any body remember, posts about Carmen and Malena in the shower.. Who has the best tits and ass... and other such relavent topics.
I for one am willing to bury the hatchet, and ask you all to do the same.

[Hot Lizzy]

Fair point Mari, but don't we all deserve a second chance?
Lets give Lizzy the benefit of the doubt and leave her alone. Lets see if she is genuine in what she says.
It cant have been easy for her to post something like this knowing the response she would get.
I know my opinion is not worth a whole lot on here but, guys, lets give her a chance.
We are all tired of the constant bullshit in the forum over the last few months, lets get things back to the way they were, Does any body remember, posts about Carmen and Malena in the shower.. Who has the best tits and ass... and other such relavent topics.
I for one am willing to bury the hatchet, and ask you all to do the same.

Mari has a fair point? What did i miss here, cos he didnt have a point just ramblings and insults from where i am sitting.

Posts such as Malena and Carmen in the shower and the best tits and arse would seem in todays climate that they are just being made idiots of - someone writes something nice and another will say "err saggy arse or droopy tits" - This site / forum is always going to be that base and we all know it - as for second chances - don't ever say i didn't tell you - I have cut and paste and sent to my solicitor the threat about myself from Samantha and he is looking into the matter as to whom one sues, that i cannot let lie - i may have with regard to the taking of my copyright pictures but anything else i cannot - and why should i have to listen to the rambling of this person, lets face it could be anyone - i have clients here that would be more than happy to testify for me and come to that in Ireland too - lots of them that are single.......

Still i no longer care and today i need to get it together as i do have to do all that i didnt do yesterday.......cos unlike some i do like to look my best - at all times.


Hot L

[Bigbadjohn]

For you Elizabeth who I have never seen post either a warm, funny or intelligent post I say this

"This message is hidden because Hot Lizzy is on your ignore list. "

there ya go rory - follow this link to the last message

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...html#post50229
Default Three strikes then........very sorry that she didnt turn up..... really. -

are you sure its not your leopard spots that remaining grumpy

bbj