A very funny thing happened to me on the way to the forum

[Hot Lizzy]

Maturesasha you have shown yourself to be a disgusting, nasty excuse for a human being. Needless to say you are banned for life.

Oh dear, it wasn't my fault Patty.......please say it wasn't.......

Hope you enjoyed your Haggendaas last night......... I could of done with some ice cream cos im not a well bunny got a cold, seem to be going around.....and guess what -

ITS SNOWING IN LONDON - AND I DON'T MEAN POWDERING YOUR NOSE - THE STUFF THAT SHOULD COME AT CHRISTMAS.........

I love it personally looks lovely in my garden but its so cold i have the heating on and my fluffy dressing gown on - hard to warm up a garden flat......and boiling in summer - still in London it makes your property easier to sell with a garden - losing value by the week.....

Trying to be a good girl and write funny post now........i am honest.


Love Lizzy H aka The Maggot........ xxx

[Patricia]

Oh dear, it wasn't my fault Patty.......

No it wasn't your fault Lizzy. We may not get on, but even I recognise you have never been as vile as tigergirls and maturesasha.

[Patricia]

How did Tigerhag get banned? I seemed to have missed that one

Me too, pls PM me if you know

not 2 sure she said sumtin about * removed * got a bolicking off pat said it again got a 3 month ban then pissed pat off by e-mail so she made the ban perminant sum1 fill me in as 2 wat was said please???

Well, if any of you were around this morning before I had a chance to remove Sasha's posts asking amongst other things how much it was to fuck a particular escort's child, I hope you realise it certainly wasn't without good reason.

Tigergirls and Maturesasha have brought this message boards to a new low by making false accusations regarding an escort's child here (Yes, they were false - I investigated) out of pure malice (It is pure malice as anybody who was seriously concerned about a child would call social services, the police etc, not post perverted insults towards the escort about it here).

I tried to put a lid on this, because I am horrified by it and I truly feel for the poor lady this was done to and didn't want to see her hurt further by any further discussion of this cruel and hurtful matter here. However, obviously that hasn't entitrely worked as maturesasha picked up where tigergirls left off and there have now been numerous messages posted on this subject, not all of which I have been able to remove instantly.

I hope this matter can be closed now. There is no child at risk here. I have investigated and confirmed that. Regards the evil remarks about that child, tigergirls and maturesasha should be ashamed of themselves and ANYONE who posts further disgusting remarks about this situation will be permanently banned.

The banter may get rough here at times, but we have to have some standards, and anyone who thinks the rape of children is a funny matter is a sick fucker who will never be welcome here.

[Hot Lizzy]

Well, if any of you were around this morning before I had a chance to remove Sasha's posts asking amongst other things how much it was to fuck a particular escort's child, I hope you realise it certainly wasn't without good reason.

Tigergirls and Maturesasha have brought this message boards to a new low by making false accusations regarding an escort's child here (Yes, they were false - I investigated) out of pure malice (It is pure malice as anybody who was seriously concerned about a child would call social services, the police etc, not post perverted insults towards the escort about it here).

I tried to put a lid on this, because I am horrified by it and I truly feel for the poor lady this was done to and didn't want to see her hurt further by any further discussion of this cruel and hurtful matter here. However, obviously that hasn't entitrely worked as maturesasha picked up where tigergirls left off and there have now been numerous messages posted on this subject, not all of which I have been able to remove instantly.

I hope this matter can be closed now. There is no child at risk here. I have investigated and confirmed that. Regards the evil remarks about that child, tigergirls and maturesasha should be ashamed of themselves and ANYONE who posts further disgusting remarks about this situation will be permanently banned.

The banter may get rough here at times, but we have to have some standards, and anyone who thinks the rape of children is a funny matter is a sick fucker who will never be welcome here.

I maybe can sink low or below the belt - but that.......thats brought tears to my eyes and a big lump in my throat.......hats off to you Patricia -

I am sorry for anything that i have said to you too.........lets call a truce you and me - you know i luvs ya really.

Something like that cos i don't know what was said but i did have a guy ask me if i could do something with a child and then meet me for a coffee or the park and tell him how it felt ........there was lots more to it than that which i will never tell but i would add that at that point i dropped my phone to the floor and threw up in the sink....... just makes me cry thinking about it.........NOT the hard bitch you think i am Patricia, really i am not.

Take care and save some of that ice cream for me......running out of fags here too so i will have to get dressed and run over the road, damn........

I am very sorry you even had to read all and anything that was written - its sickening.

Warmest regards,


Liz H......... aka the maggot......least im not a faggot.......

[clarence hilten]

..NOT the hard bitch you think i am Patricia, really i am not.

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[Hot Lizzy]

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Don't you get all hoity toity with me Miss.........You love Brucie and Louis, admit it - go on stop being such a liar liar panty girdle on fire......

THOSE PILLS MUM WHERE ARE THEY COS SHE IS GOING MAD AGAIN -

I would say call the doctor but the last time he came to take a look at her she grabed him and threw him on the bed and jumped on top of him - we are running out of doctors at that pracise.........

Yeah Hatty maybe i shouldn't of told them about you and her......... still you were having your nap at the time........come on calm down or i will have to put the straight jacket on you so that this rubbish does not come out of your evil little mouth.

You will get banned if you don't behave and worse still i will get that bloody poodle put down at the vets........

Now behave or the dickhead won't like you any more.........so behave or the dog gets it!

[Patricia]

Thank you Liz. Lets try to start again

As for you Clarence, your insults to Liz were not funny on this occassion. When Liz is behaving nicely I don't expect you to be nasty back.

[Hot Lizzy]

Thank you Liz. Lets try to start again

As for you Clarence, your insults to Liz were not funny on this occassion. When Liz is behaving nicely I don't expect you to be nasty back.

I want to very much, its counter productive to keep on with all the nastiness - anyway if you are free what shall we do put the dog in a sack load it with brick and drown it or put the old bag in there and keep the dog, i say drown clarence........

Would dearly love to know who you are Clarence cos you are so funny........

Louis Walsh, I e-mailed him today and he is coming to see Clarence if she behaves herself if not......... he asked if we would like to go to the finals of x-factor - he has just the two passes, what ja say Patty......... drown her or see if she can be nicer to me.

[clarence hilten]

Thank you Liz. Lets try to start again

As for you Clarence, your insults to Liz were not funny on this occassion. When Liz is behaving nicely I don't expect you to be nasty back.

Patty, patty, (sob sob) its pom pom, the little poodle. SHES BEEN "REMOVED" i fear she is going to be made into a willy warmer for this mr bigger paws. dont let her hurt the poodle patty, its only crime is fluffyness. clarence

[Hot Lizzy]

patty, patty, (sob sob) its pom pom, the little poodle. Shes been "removed" i fear she is going to be made into a willy warmer for this mr bigger paws. Dont let her hurt the poodle patty, its only crime is fluffyness. Clarence

i bloody love you........whoever you are, you are so funny-

ok the dog doesnt get it you do..........tee he didn't see that coming.

Calling the horse doctor to give you something to really send you to sleep night clarence.........

Mum whats the number of the old nag vets........

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