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    Smile A very funny thing happened to me on the way to the forum

    Good Evening Ladies and Gents, today when i was awoken as usual by a few little messages by the one and only Bigger one.........finally i decided that it might be time to get up.........looking at the clock i saw that it was 12pm so i thought bugger it and went back to sleep......... at about 1 i decided that i should get my finger out as i had some stuff to do today....... you know ladies, manicure pedicure etc., that sort of grind.

    OF THE FEW MAILS THAT I BOTHERED TO READ THERE WAS ONE FROM A POOR DELUDED WOMAN THAT THINKS THAT I AM A MAN........VERY SAD LITTLE WOMAN THAT SHE IS - SO I THOUGHT HEY LETS READ THIS SHIT - SO I DID........ I WOULD HEREBY LIKE TO INFORM HER THAT HER LITTLE WAG OF A JOKE COULD OF LANDED HER IN VERY SERIOUS HOT WATER - I THINK MY SOLICITOR CALLED IT SLANDER......YEP THATS RIGHT SLANDER.......I DO SO HOPE THAT SHE DOES HAVE LEGAL REPRESENTATION AS I AM CONSIDERING MY OPTION TO DO SO - TAKE HER TO COURT.

    I would at this juncture inform you that i had spoken with the man known only by the name of Epsilon to come and please to read a mail on P.M. that i was going to write to him on one of the posts here asking to put aside our differences and call a hault to these rediculous proceedings and i wanted to put the white (nothing coloured or racial a saying) flag up and that i wanted to say i was sorry to him, and i hoped that he would accept my apology - i also wanted to say something on the Forum but then this funny thing happened as i say -

    Now after reading the posts I felt that i didn't now wish to apologise to all or anyone in this matter, now after thinking again i have decided that i would like to say something and this is it :-

    I first and formost would like to apologise to All the Genuine Client's and Escort's if i have caused you any upset but to the likes of O.G. Patricia, Paws, Bigdaddy69, Marijuana, Emerald Warrior and several others I feel NO apology is warranted.

    I feel that any further continuence will only be counterproductive.


    I would add too that this stupid woman Samymature call the manager of my website as he would know if i was who i said i was - she of course did not - so to her i say get ready for a letter from my solicitor. I will have it sent to E-I as it is of course them yet again that has printed the stupid womans claims of my not being a woman therefore it is the sites problem and my solicitor is more than happy to take the case pro bono - so watch this space - Not really so funny now is it Sammy old girl or Patty.

    My most sincere thanks to all the ladies that have been writing to me and sending me their love and thanking me for helping them rid this site of the most awful man that feels slander is the way to go........we know who he is....... really ladies there was no thanks needed, would do all the same again. Also the Ladies and Gentlemen that sent me messages in the wishing of my mother a speedy recovery. Thank you very much.

    Again Epsilon i hope that we can keep the peace and i look forward to posting more amusing things on here very soon - this for the time being is the very best that i can do by way of an apology.

    Early I know but i wish you all a very Merry Chrismas and a Happy and Healthy New Year.

    The Hot one Liz Hilton - Liz Hilton London Escort surely you can see that 24 pictures of me with tattoos can hardly be that of someone else now........

    Take care girls,


    Liz Hilton.







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    ding ding ,the witch is gone


    nbt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post
    Good Evening Ladies and Gents, today when i was awoken as usual by a few little messages by the one and only Bigger one.........finally i decided that it might be time to get up.........looking at the clock i saw that it was 12pm so i thought bugger it and went back to sleep......... at about 1 i decided that i should get my finger out as i had some stuff to do today....... you know ladies, manicure pedicure etc., that sort of grind.

    OF THE FEW MAILS THAT I BOTHERED TO READ THERE WAS ONE FROM A POOR DELUDED WOMAN THAT THINKS THAT I AM A MAN........VERY SAD LITTLE WOMAN THAT SHE IS - SO I THOUGHT HEY LETS READ THIS SHIT - SO I DID........ I WOULD HEREBY LIKE TO INFORM HER THAT HER LITTLE WAG OF A JOKE COULD OF LANDED HER IN VERY SERIOUS HOT WATER - I THINK MY SOLICITOR CALLED IT SLANDER......YEP THATS RIGHT SLANDER.......I DO SO HOPE THAT SHE DOES HAVE LEGAL REPRESENTATION AS I AM CONSIDERING MY OPTION TO DO SO - TAKE HER TO COURT.

    I would at this juncture inform you that i had spoken with the man known only by the name of Epsilon to come and please to read a mail on P.M. that i was going to write to him on one of the posts here asking to put aside our differences and call a hault to these rediculous proceedings and i wanted to put the white (nothing coloured or racial a saying) flag up and that i wanted to say i was sorry to him, and i hoped that he would accept my apology - i also wanted to say something on the Forum but then this funny thing happened as i say -

    Now after reading the posts I felt that i didn't now wish to apologise to all or anyone in this matter, now after thinking again i have decided that i would like to say something and this is it :-

    I first and formost would like to apologise to All the Genuine Client's and Escort's if i have caused you any upset but to the likes of O.G. Patricia, Paws, Bigdaddy69, Marijuana, Emerald Warrior and several others I feel NO apology is warranted.

    I feel that any further continuence will only be counterproductive.

    I would add too that this stupid woman Samymature call the manager of my website as he would know if i was who i said i was - she of course did not - so to her i say get ready for a letter from my solicitor. I will have it sent to E-I as it is of course them yet again that has printed the stupid womans claims of my not being a woman therefore it is the sites problem and my solicitor is more than happy to take the case pro bono - so watch this space - Not really so funny now is it Sammy old girl or Patty.

    My most sincere thanks to all the ladies that have been writing to me and sending me their love and thanking me for helping them rid this site of the most awful man that feels slander is the way to go........we know who he is....... really ladies there was no thanks needed, would do all the same again. Also the Ladies and Gentlemen that sent me messages in the wishing of my mother a speedy recovery. Thank you very much.

    Again Epsilon i hope that we can keep the peace and i look forward to posting more amusing things on here very soon - this for the time being is the very best that i can do by way of an apology.

    Early I know but i wish you all a very Merry Chrismas and a Happy and Healthy New Year.

    The Hot one Liz Hilton - Liz Hilton London Escort surely you can see that 24 pictures of me with tattoos can hardly be that of someone else now........

    Take care girls,


    Liz Hilton.






    Lizzy.
    As i have agreed to call a truce and will stand by that and you have kept your part,
    i ask all other members to look on this as a white flag and to stop all the attacks on Lizzy.
    We have discussed this earlier today and i do feel that Lizzy is looking for a fresh start.
    Can we all wipe the slate clean and start fresh.

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    Talking Wrong.........im here ok........and you are very, very silly!

    Quote Originally Posted by ninebythree View Post
    ding ding ,the witch is gone


    nbt
    Nine by three centimeters....... i am not gone at all can you not read - its by way of an apology although i wouldnt expect for you to be able to read that.

    Try to behave......... xx

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    I tell you what Lizzy...

    Even though you are not sorry to me...

    I'll forgive ya anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post
    Nine by three centimeters....... i am not gone at all can you not read - its by way of an apology although i wouldnt expect for you to be able to read that.

    Try to behave......... xx


    I was implying that one side of ure multiple personality has left, and i await with interest to see one of the other personas


    nbt

    ps i always behave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epsilon View Post
    Lizzy.
    As i have agreed to call a truce and will stand by that and you have kept your part,
    i ask all other members to look on this as a white flag and to stop all the attacks on Lizzy.
    We have discussed this earlier today and i do feel that Lizzy is looking for a fresh start.
    Can we all wipe the slate clean and start fresh.
    sorry mate... but NO
    she is a geebag.... simple as that..
    i have spoken to her in the chatroom before and asked her to stop with the racist remarks but she continued. she deserves nothing but abuse.
    she is a bitter old geebag and i bleedin hate geebags

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    Wink Dont say i didnt tell you cos i did.........and they havent let me down........

    Quote Originally Posted by Epsilon View Post
    Lizzy.
    As i have agreed to call a truce and will stand by that and you have kept your part,
    i ask all other members to look on this as a white flag and to stop all the attacks on Lizzy.
    We have discussed this earlier today and i do feel that Lizzy is looking for a fresh start.
    Can we all wipe the slate clean and start fresh.

    I told you and you said no way and i said yes way but you can drag a horse to water but you cant always make them drink - its a waste of time - i told you and the bigger one so but you wouldnt listen???

    Liz x 24 pictures all with the same tatts..............


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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post
    I told you and you said no way and i said yes way but you can drag a horse to water but you cant always make them drink - its a waste of time - i told you and the bigger one so but you wouldnt listen???

    Liz x 24 pictures all with the same tatts..............

    in fairness i even changed my signature

    nbt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hot Lizzy View Post
    The Hot one Liz Hilton - Liz Hilton London Escort surely you can see that 24 pictures of me with tattoos can hardly be that of someone else now........
    Just an idea Liz...

    To prove all the doubters wrong...

    Why don't you take a photo of yourself holding a copy of the Irish Independent?

    You can get the Irish Independent in most good newsagents in London.

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