Inspired by a flash of genius (or witless shite) during chatroom chinwaggery, this thread asks:
If they made a movie of it, what celebrity do you think would best portray the various personalities that float around the E-I forums and why?
Sean Connery as Epsilon?
Karl Spain as Kieree?
Hayley Joel Osment as Poppy?
NOTE: This is supposed to showcase wit. If you're going to mock your internet arch-enemy, at least be clever about it.