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    Hi there looking to give myself a nice christmas present but i'm a bit weary of escorts who advertise services that they dont offer . looking for OWO , CIM , HARDSPORTS AND WATERSPORTS . mail me at eurapides1@ live.ie

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    Talking Have you been naughty r nice?

    Quote Originally Posted by eurapides View Post
    Hi there looking to give myself a nice christmas present but i'm a bit weary of escorts who advertise services that they dont offer . looking for OWO , CIM , HARDSPORTS AND WATERSPORTS . mail me at eurapides1@ live.ie
    Try sittin on Santas knee an askin for hardsports an see how far it’ll get ya an what would you do if he agreed?

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    book early an beat the xmas rush
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    I'd like a large candle shape as a you-know-what!!!

    Well chick-chick how about it??

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    Talk about having a shit xmas !
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    Talking Yur a wick ed woman!

    Quote Originally Posted by tigergirls View Post
    I'd like a large candle shape as a you-know-what!!!

    Well chick-chick how about it??
    Ah! I know exactly what you’re hinting at and don’t think I don’t for one second know what you’re driving at. You want what any hot n horny, fine n proud Tipperary woman wants, a life size replica of Tipp hurling legend Nicky English’s ‘hurley’

    I’m right aren’t I, go on admit it, your in luck as I just so happen to have all the ‘measurements’ of the senior Tipp hurling panel for the past 10 years [don’t ask, won't lie]

    Leave it with me. I’m not promising anything but I’ll see what I can rustle up in Santas workshop but you’ll have to promise me you wont burn it at both ends now. Not sure if Rudolf an the lads will be able to haul it though as if memory serves the real thing was a weapon of a thing an the sleigh is not insured for carrying ‘unmentionables’ so’s I might have to send a couple of the elves to white water raft it down the suir to you. Its gonna be a very merry Xmas in the Tigers lair come dec 25th.

    Can’t think what else you could mean. I’ll run it by Mrs. Claus just to be safe, she deals more with that side of things, why’d ya think you never see her from one end of the year to the next? if she did'nt she'd be bitchin bout the cold from new years day onwards. She road tests the damn things.

    And to rimmer, that’s a great one liner and your name just adds to it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by eurapides View Post
    Hi there looking to give myself a nice christmas present but i'm a bit weary of escorts who advertise services that they dont offer . looking for OWO , CIM , HARDSPORTS AND WATERSPORTS . mail me at eurapides1@ live.ie
    What is so exciting at getting shit on face???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brenda Beauty Babe View Post
    What is so exciting at getting shit on face???
    Not on the face, in the mouth if you please, that's much more exciting!

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    Talking eurapides & dickhead!

    fear not, just go to sleep xmas eve face up with you head in the fireplace an Santa will send u's both a little prezzi. [mouth open is optional]

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