THE WHY`S of MEN !!

[TiffanyTees]

The Why's of Men?


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?


(Because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(They don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?


(They don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?


(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(Don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your Blonde jokes!)

And the personal favourite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in
your heart...Then you are just an old sour f**t !

Tiff ( o )( o )Xx LOL

[lad252]

you take our money keep up the good work

[poppy]

Oh Dear

[carlos marvado]

Well done Tiffany! Somebody has finally been able to inform me why I snore. Now I just have to assume the foetal position with thighs firmly closed so that my rocks can't disrupt my breathing pattern.

It's amazing, all the wonderful things that women know about. Pity though, that all those discoveries were actually made by men.

[ber]

hey Tiff
next time ure about just might have to connect up and dolwnload some of that
information

[mysterious Diana]

The Why's of Men?


1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?


(Because they are plugged into a genius)


2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?

(They don't have enough time)


3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?


(They don't stop to ask directions)


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?


(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)


5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?

(So they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)


6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?

(You need a rough draft before you make a final copy)


7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?

(Don't know.....it never happened)

(C'mon guys, we laugh at your Blonde jokes!)

And the personal favourite:


8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?


(Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)


Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in
your heart...Then you are just an old sour f**t !

Tiff ( o )( o )Xx LOL

Well my Bf stoped talking to me for a while when I readed it to him coz *it is such a bulls**t*....
Guys
Well I love it...

Just thinking why girsl (except of the *Paris Hilton like* blondies)
mostly dont became so upset about women or blondie jokes????
Kiss
Di

[anon361]

The Why's of Men?


4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?


(Because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)


(You're laughing, aren't you?!?!)

All very good, but my favourite

[Hot Lizzy]

Well my Bf stoped talking to me for a while when I readed it to him coz *it is such a bulls**t*....
Guys
Well I love it...

Just thinking why girsl (except of the *Paris Hilton like* blondies)
mostly dont became so upset about women or blondie jokes????
Kiss
Di

I thought they were great too.........so here is my little joke and i was sent about 10 from my cuzz in the states : All Paddy and Mick jokes but dont take offence.

Mick and Paddy reading headstones at a nearby cemetry. Mick says Crickey!

There's a bloke here who was 152!" Paddy says whats his name Mick reples
"Miles from London!"................... ahhhhhhh come on you know thats funny.


Lizzy

[EmeraldWarrior]

How can you tell an englisman is sexually excited?? By the stiff upper lip.


The english labour party today have changed their emblem from a rose to a condom,as it more accurately reflects the labour governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation,halts production,protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being fu**ed.

[Hot Lizzy]

How can you tell an englisman is sexually excited?? By the stiff upper lip.


The english labour party today have changed their emblem from a rose to a condom,as it more accurately reflects the labour governments political stance. A condom allows for inflation,halts production,protects a bunch of pricks and gives you a sense of security while you are actually being fu**ed.

Paddy & Mick go to London to donate sperm - It was a disaster!
Paddy missed the tube and Mick came on the bus.

Come on you know you giggled...........