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[tigergirls]

I DONT HAVE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH COS YOU ARE THE LAUGH OF THIS BOARD YOU BIG TUB OF LARD..........

SORRY BUT STICKS AND STONES AND ALL OF THAT - STILL YOU WILL NEVER TRAVEL THE WORLD TO SEE CLIENTS OR THEM TO COME TO SEE YOU LIKE THEY COME TO SEE ME............CIAO........THATS GOOD BYE IN ITALIAN - BUT TO YOU I SAY...........

NOT ANOTHER WORD........... AND YES DEGREE 2/2 FROM NEWCASTLE UNIVERSITY - WHY JUST COS YOU ARE THICK YOU THINK THAT EVERYONE IS??? NOW GO SOMEWHERE ELSE COS YOU ARE BORING AND YOUR INSULTS ARE NOT IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS YOUR FRIENDS.........

WHERE IS THE LINK COS WE ALL WANT TO SEE THIS IMAGINARY LINK OF YOURS - YOU ARE TRULLY AN ASS.

SORRY BUT STICKS AND STONES AND ALL OF THAT - STILL YOU WILL NEVER TRAVEL THE WORLD TO SEE CLIENTS OR THEM TO COME TO SEE YOU LIKE THEY COME TO SEE ME............CIAO........THATS GOOD BYE IN ITALIAN - BUT TO YOU I SAY...........

NOT ANOTHER WORD........... AND YES DEGREE 2/2 FROM NEWCASTLE UNIVERSITY - WHY JUST COS YOU ARE THICK YOU THINK THAT EVERYONE IS??? NOW GO SOMEWHERE ELSE COS YOU ARE BORING AND YOUR INSULTS ARE NOT IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS YOUR FRIENDS.........

WHERE IS THE LINK COS WE ALL WANT TO SEE THIS IMAGINARY LINK OF YOURS - YOU ARE TRULLY AN ASS.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]


Sorry,(comma) but sticks and stones and all of that - still you will never travel the world to see clients or them to come to see you,(comma’s Liz) like they come to see me. (please articulate yourself better, sentences too long - try to use more commas, or shorter sentences) Ciao … that’s (no comma) good bye (goodbye is one word) but to you I say

Not another word … and yes degree 2/2 from Newcastle university - Why just cos (because) you are thick you think everyone is (bad grammar ) Now go somewhere else cos (because) you are boring an your insults are not in the same category as your friend ( please articulate yourself, last sentence doesn’t make sense)

Where is the link cos (because) we all want to see this imaginary link of yours - you are trully (truly) an ass.

Liz, you don’t have a clue. Your English grammar and spellings are at a definite primary level.
DEGREE MY ARSE …

[UKHeather]

I don't claim anything, its factual.........why do you think that writing english literature is correct, it's English..........i (should read "I") always write Irish with a capital I so do me the same complement. (should read "compliment")

I know you are bewildered - but there is a place for the bewildered and thats the home for the insane - clinically in your case i (should read "I")would guess and don't ever think that you are not having a go at me sweetie cos i (should read "because I")have always said it's water off a ducks back to me - the likes of you are no fun for me - not even a challenge as you are the one that is challenged in so many ways.

Ta ta (not actually english words) ................. see ya (should read "you") wouldn't want to be ya (should read "you")........nor would anyone else on here either,take it from me - Now try to write nicely to me and not have most of it taken out due to the swear words.........so rude............dreadful. Then i did see that patricia isn't actually on line or any of the adudicators (should read "adjudicators") so i'm taking it that you are able to do so.-

Gotcha (should read "got you") again..........Irish Eyes aren't smiling on you, are they babe? .........

I've decided to take the school child approach with you Liz and correct your "homework" accordingly ............ the red are the teachers corrections.
To be honest your post would actually need to be completely re-wriiten in order to do justice to the queen's english etc (yes the lower-case is intentional).

I'm not one to normally lecture posters on their grammar etc on here but when a poster claims to have a degree in english (again intentionally lower case) literature yet struggles to properly formulate a simple post I am forced to question the honesty of such a claim ................

Paws

You might wish to check all the mistakes you made with your corrections before someone notices and takes the piss!
Pedantic Heather

[sexybabehere]

I DONT HAVE TO MAKE YOU LAUGH COS YOU ARE THE LAUGH OF THIS BOARD YOU BIG TUB OF LARD..........

SORRY BUT STICKS AND STONES AND ALL OF THAT - STILL YOU WILL NEVER TRAVEL THE WORLD TO SEE CLIENTS OR THEM TO COME TO SEE YOU LIKE THEY COME TO SEE ME............CIAO........THATS GOOD BYE IN ITALIAN - BUT TO YOU I SAY...........

NOT ANOTHER WORD........... AND YES DEGREE 2/2 FROM NEWCASTLE UNIVERSITY - WHY JUST COS YOU ARE THICK YOU THINK THAT EVERYONE IS??? NOW GO SOMEWHERE ELSE COS YOU ARE BORING AND YOUR INSULTS ARE NOT IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS YOUR FRIENDS.........

WHERE IS THE LINK COS WE ALL WANT TO SEE THIS IMAGINARY LINK OF YOURS - YOU ARE TRULLY AN ASS.

Are you F*****g stupid??? Tiger is not an escort she repects herself and would never end up like you. At your age you should be retired.. I heard of people likeing mature ladies but you are not a lady.. You a malnurished horse.. Your "jokes" are not funny. You are just a sad old cow.. That is what is funny..

Gemma

[sexybabehere]

BOLLOCK'S TO YOU IS ALL I CAN SAY AND THE QUEEN IS A CAPITAL SWEETIE.........

NOW GO AND WRITE I AM A SILLY LITTLE TWAT 100 TIMES ON THE BOARD............

YOU DIDN'T DO ANY EXAMS NOW DID YOU COS ITS NOT EXACTLY SOMETHING THAT YOU WOULD KNOW MUCH ABOUT NOW IS IT WITH YOU BEING GEMMAS PIMP.

WELL THIS IS THE DEAL - SPELLING IS NOT ENCOUNTERED AS MARKS REMOVED ITS KNOWING THE ANSWER'S TO THE QUESTIONS AND THAT I DID - I COULD OF LIED AND SAID THAT I GOT A FIRST AT OXFORD I DIDNT I SAID I GOT A 2ND AT NEWCASTLE -

NOW GO GET A LIFE OR GO ON YOUR ROUNDS AND COLLECT YOUR MONEY FROM YOUR GIRLS THAT WORK THEIR BUTTS OFF FOR YOU -

TA TA AND THAT IS A PHRASE THAT IS USED AND IS LITERAL FOR GOOD BYE

HERE ENDETH MY LESSON FOR YOU DIP STICK - READ AND LEARN I HAVE DONE IT IN CAPS SO YOU CAN SEE CLEARLY COS I HEARD FROM ONE OF GEMMAS REGULARS THAT HE HAS BEEN KNOWN TO DO IT WITH HER WITHOUT A CONDOM - BELIEVE OR DISBELIEVE I ONLY KNOW WHAT HE TOLD ME WHEN HE WAS ON THE TELEPHONE TO ME.

CIAO - I HAVE HIS NO IF YOU WANT IT - STRANGELY ENOUGH I THINK HE SAID HIS NAME WAS MICK OR MIKE...........MIND SHE SEES SO MANY MICKS OR MIKES COULD BE JUST ABOUT ANYONE.

OHHHHHHHHHHH JUST TOO EASY BUT IN SAYING THAT WHAT I JUST WROTE IS THE TRUTH HE DID HAVE FULL INTERCOURSE WITHOUT A CONDOM.........GO TO THE CLINIC I WOULD IF I WERE YOU..........CIAO DARLING...........

As I said I do not work like you.. What did you do read one of the posts that was first started up about me that tried to ruin me??? Guess what it did not work and neither will this.. You are just a jealous whore, can you not handle that I am going threw with my retirement while your stuck bending over for the next 10 years??

Gemma

[bigpaws]

You might wish to check all the mistakes you made with your corrections before someone notices and takes the piss!
Pedantic Heather

My point is this Heather ................ Liz claims to have a degree in english literature and yet she can't write even one post without multiple spelling and grammar mistakes???

Everybody, and I mean everybody, makes the odd mistake here and there .................... it would be no challenge to a lady like you Heather to find a spelling mistake on one of my posts (although I would still like to see which mistake you are referring to????) but I will set you a really difficult challenge Heather ................. post a link to one (just one) post of Liz's were she has made no more than 2/3 spelling and/or grammar mistakes.
Good luck!!!!

Paws

[want2playwitme]

Do any members wonder what would happen if their escort life caught up with their real life? (I do and it scares the shit out of me)

Its a worry
but who'll catch up with you?
a punter



its a risk we all know about
but its not something id allow to consume my thoughts

[TheNads]

Now let's get this straight, I'm not siding with you but did Liz really claim to have a degree in English Literature ? FFS, she mutilates her Queen's English every time she posts !
She'll have been to the moon next.
What an imbecile ! You may think we're all inferior,thickos in Paddysville but if my IQ was in the same ball park as yours I'd consider my options love.

My f.ckin' 10 yr old niece could make a better fist of posting here,
TheNads.

[JOHNNYDROGHEDA]

Me thinks thats mad lizzy ate a half a dictonary and half a bucket of shit

[tigergirls]

You might wish to check all the mistakes you made with your corrections before someone notices and takes the piss!
Pedantic Heather

Heather, paws didn't say he had a degree in English, she did. I think you're missing the point here.

[Alec Horan]

Heather, paws didn't say he had a degree in English, she did. I think you're missing the point here.

I think Heather is one of the few on this thread (and life in general) who actually gets the point, if you get my point.

YAWN !