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    Default Who Needs Viagra? Drink Deer Penis Wine!

    YouTube - Deer Penis Wine

    Deer Penis Wine - a Natural Aphrodisiac video and other Wine How-to Videos from Howcast

    Hi Lads, When I return to Ireland, I'll be handing you a refreshing glass of "Deer Penis Wine" upon your arrival to my incall. The drink will indeed make you a horny fucker! I think you will want to "do it" on the ceiling, hanging out the window, on top of the ceiling fan, standing on your hands upside down, back-flipping across the room while catching my puss with your cock as you pass by.

    Oh yes, lads, this is the wine of athletes and studs, banned by the Chinese during the Olympics "No Deer Penis Wine For Olympics Athletes".

    So, throw away your Viagra lads, or any other silly erection meds, and bring your thirst and cock ready for some of Dolly's home-made Deer Penis Wine.

    Drink up. Bottoms up!
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    your havein a joke wit us irish.

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    With all due respects, Dollydarling, if drinking deer penis wine was an essential prerequisite for good sex, I'd become celebate, permanently!
    Now, try handing me a glass of dallydarling pussy wine, then we could hang from the chandalier, for starters!!
    alfie4

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    Quote Originally Posted by DollyDarling View Post
    YouTube - Deer Penis Wine

    Deer Penis Wine - a Natural Aphrodisiac video and other Wine How-to Videos from Howcast

    Hi Lads, When I return to Ireland, I'll be handing you a refreshing glass of "Deer Penis Wine" upon your arrival to my incall. The drink will indeed make you a horny fucker! I think you will want to "do it" on the ceiling, hanging out the window, on top of the ceiling fan, standing on your hands upside down, back-flipping across the room while catching my puss with your cock as you pass by.

    Oh yes, lads, this is the wine of athletes and studs, banned by the Chinese during the Olympics "No Deer Penis Wine For Olympics Athletes".

    So, throw away your Viagra lads, or any other silly erection meds, and bring your thirst and cock ready for some of Dolly's home-made Deer Penis Wine.

    Drink up. Bottoms up!


    CAN YOU GET ME TWO CASES OF IT! The Viagra isn't working so well these days.
    I need a lift.

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    I saw Deer Penis in a glass jar in a store in Chinatown last week. You walk into this store, and there are all these glass jars on shelves, containing all sorts of Chinese medicinal objects. It's amazing what they use for improving their health! Most of the items were written in Chinese, and not English, and the people in the store didn't speak any English. But I did recognize the deer penis! That can be recognized in any launguage!
    They say its more the male's drink. Increases your stamina, gives energy and endurance if you do sports, and of course puts you on on fire in the bedroom!
    I'm not sure what the import/export laws are for bringing deer penis into Ireland.
    But Ill try my best to get you a case. Just promise you'll try out the affects of it on me. I'm really looking forward to you tossing me all around in the bedroom for hours.

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    lol .........
    Last edited by lad252; 02-11-08 at 22:12.

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    Default The difference between Deer Penis and Deer Piss

    Quote Originally Posted by lad252 View Post
    lol if i got a irish deer 2 piss into a jar would b the same thing and iam not takeing the piss.
    Now Lad, don't mistake the health benefit differences between Deer Penis and Piss. A Deer Penis will give you vitality and endurance, so you can run up a mountain in just a few minutes, you can swim across the ocean (maybe come over for some tea at Dolly's house?), and last for hours fucking (again - maybe come over for some tea at Dolly's house?).
    Deer Piss, will just keep you from catching a winter cold. Keep you from sneezing, and warm your temperature so you dont have to wear a coat all winter.

    If you want, I can get you both. Im sure they sell the Deer piss also in Chinatown.

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    Hi Dolly, when you return to Ireland, give me a shout and i will drink it and then you and me can experiment to see what value it has, should I book a soundproof room for two or three days lol

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