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    Default A question for the TS Fans

    I was looking at a few profiles today and I came across TS Naomi in Dublin.....must be a very popular name at the moment. She, he, it claims to be packing an 8.5 inch endowment, but wait for this.......she also lists a strap-on under favourites. In my innocence I would have thought that a strap-on would be superfluous when one is packing 8.5 inches of prime beef sausage, or is this one of those famous to be sure, to be sure situations, in case the auld beast refuses to wake up from it's slumber.

    Or maybe the escort just likes to give the client the choice, in case 8.5 inches up the old jacksie is just to much for your poor man.

    Ok lets hear from the TS lovers. What are your views on this one?

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    Default Poetry ? Not.

    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    I was looking at a few profiles today and I came across TS Naomi in Dublin.....must be a very popular name at the moment. She, he, it claims to be packing an 8.5 inch endowment, but wait for this.......she also lists a strap-on under favourites. In my innocence I would have thought that a strap-on would be superfluous when one is packing 8.5 inches of prime beef sausage, or is this one of those famous to be sure, to be sure situations, in case the auld beast refuses to wake up from it's slumber.

    Or maybe the escort just likes to give the client the choice, in case 8.5 inches up the old jacksie is just to much for your poor man.

    Ok lets hear from the TS lovers. What are your views on this one?
    Oops sorry Carlos, for one moment I thought this was a thread about the poet TS Eliot. Imagine how many of his fans end up googling something completly different to what they were originally looking for

    Is there even a TS out there called Eliot - must have a look.

    Anyway poetry is not my thing but TS Eliot was actually quite good I found BUT not as good as Philip Larkin - Read his 'This be the verse' Youtube it too - Thats poetry as far as Im concerned.

    As for your actual post - I suppose strap on is more Hygenic and stays hard all the time and I suppose they probably come with attachments too - Dont know much about the physiology of a TS but I would assume the hormones would affect/effect ?? ability to achieve erection - I dunno - You got me curious now ! Better be careful - who knows where this may lead.............

    ps thanks for using the phrase -jacksie -(my favorite euphimism for that part of the anatomy)

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    Thumbs up You are so funny thats brilliant - love it

    Quote Originally Posted by carlos marvado View Post
    I was looking at a few profiles today and I came across TS Naomi in Dublin.....must be a very popular name at the moment. She, he, it claims to be packing an 8.5 inch endowment, but wait for this.......she also lists a strap-on under favourites. In my innocence I would have thought that a strap-on would be superfluous when one is packing 8.5 inches of prime beef sausage, or is this one of those famous to be sure, to be sure situations, in case the auld beast refuses to wake up from it's slumber.

    Or maybe the escort just likes to give the client the choice, in case 8.5 inches up the old jacksie is just to much for your poor man.

    Ok lets hear from the TS lovers. What are your views on this one?
    STRAP ON INDEED Does seem a little odd, still its probably something to do with it being not up for the cup or maybe ......... nerrrrr cant really think of any other reason just love reading what you wrote.......... to be sure to be sure - you make me laugh ....... thanks......... xxx

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    Default Size choices and bisexuality "temporary" denial

    Alot of men are curious about having a cock in their arse, and its a first time experience for them. They may be scared of a very big cock, and prefer a smaller sized one. A good professional strap-on usually gives you option to attach various sizes to it. For the more experienced "cock-n-arser" he may want even a bigger size then the TS was blessed with. For the newby, he will want to start off small, short, and skinny.
    Another thing I've seen is a man wants to suck on a strap on. It can be added excitement to be penetrated plus suck the fake cock also. He also may suck the strap-on cock because he is denying any bisexual tendencies, and prefers to suck a fake cock rather then a real one (to start out with at least). The strap on, gets him close enough to the TS to feel he is really "doing" it, while the fake cock makes him feel he's not "really" bisexual. Also if the client wants to penetrate the TS's arse, and feels he isn't comfortable yet with his own cock, he can use the strap on instead.
    Last edited by DollyDarling; 31-10-08 at 06:32.

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    Default Oh yeah

    Carlitos, I guess that the recession is calling into your door, are you feeling like going into business ?? is this a bit of marketing research before going solo ? You may get away with it here, plenty of strange people around, but I doubt you could get away with it down in your family camp... by the way, I see you are back how was your honeymoon, kind of short?

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    Ahhh Flypan, have you nothing better to do than to follow me around this site all day long?

    Find something constructive to do. Why don't you participate in Patricia's erotic story contest? Go on, you can do it. 1000 words minimum on an erotic topic written in proper English and it must be your own original work. No googling other people's material.

    I can lend you a book on creative writting.

    Surprise us all for a change.

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