Dirty stories for Pat...

[Patricia]

I can't remember the last time I read a good original dirty story, so come on lads (or lasses if you like), turn me on with a kinky tale

This is not a competition as such, but this is me getting back in the mood for competitions maybe and I will be rewarding those that turn me on with Amazon gift vouchers , which I find are handy because I can give them away as e-voucher numbers (don't need your name, email address, nothing so you remain totally private) and amazon sells so much there is something for everyone there.

No hurry, I like quality not quantity, post your story here... I will be back checking every night as I love to get wet at night x

Pat x

[westside]

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This is not a competition as such, but this is me getting back in the mood for competitions maybe and I will be rewarding those that turn me on with Amazon gift vouchers , which I find are handy because I can give them away as e-voucher numbers (don't need your name, email address, nothing so you remain totally private) and amazon sells so much there is something for everyone there.

No hurry, I like quality not quantity, post your story here... I will be back checking every night as I love to get wet at night x

Pat x

Do you really think that that shite would work with me?Amazon vouchers?Cheap along with your aforementioned being handy comes to mind Sweetie.

Sweetie ,if you were near me youll be wet alright.Id fuck a bucket of water over you.Amazon gift vouchers.WTF?Here catch your prize.

Loke an inflatable dart board with a warranty,
Westside.

PS Sweetie if you want me to upset my remaining mind by drumming up some nonsense about some tapon tunnel for your mild amusement then pay me for it.Everyone else pays you for advertising so why should it be any different the other way around.Pat for new minister for Finance.This years cut backs ............competitions.

[DollyDarling]

I love writing, and yes, I certainly have some sexy stories I love telling.

[Patricia]

Do you really think that that shite would work with me?

Not for a second Westie.... Sure you are the official competions killjoy

[DollyDarling]

How about a story about a bridesmaid invited on a honeymoon night?

[westside]

Not for a second Westie.... Sure you are the official competions killjoy

What would most guys do with the money that they would win on here?They would more than likely visit an escort (i wouldnt ,id take out a hit on my uncle but thats a different story,prick).Anyway, theyd visit an escort.So Sweetie,heres a suggestion.

Have a competition and the winner gets to choose an escort of his choice on the site here and you can pm her and the prize money paid to her and only do it for escorts that give reviews.Just a suggestion.

all sorts coming out of mind tonight,
Westside.

PS when i or sorry if i win , i just take the money sweetie.Theres a few nice little sweeties around Westville at the mo so ill go out with one of them all at your expense of course.

[Patricia]

What would most guys do with the money that they would win on here?They would more than likely visit an escort (i wouldnt ,id take out a hit on my uncle but thats a different story,prick).Anyway, theyd visit an escort.So Sweetie,heres a suggestion.

Have a competition and the winner gets to choose an escort of his choice on the site here and you can pm her and the prize money paid to her and only do it for escorts that give reviews.Just a suggestion.

all sorts coming out of mind tonight,
Westside.

PS when i or sorry if i win , i just take the money sweetie.Theres a few nice little sweeties around Westville at the mo so ill go out with one of them all at your expense of course.

Unfortunately the lawyers won't let us give away time with escorts You are being constructive now westie though, so that's a good start x

[Flypan]

Once upon a time there was a charming paws and a stupid fat ass bitch... and how about you finish it? you too must share your creativity with us so come one finish this story...

[westside]

Unfortunately the lawyers won't let us give away time with escorts You are being constructive now westie though, so that's a good start x

Who are your lawyers?I ask this because how did they become qualified?Collect 10 crisp packs and send them off???All that has to be done is E-I can reduce the escorts advertising fee by the competition ammount.

Lets say for arguments no i wont say that word,nope ,fuck no,lets say for example, it costs an escort 200 to advertise and your prize is an hour with an escort and she charges 200 per hour.Then she neednt pay the next advertising fee.Of course im just doing a Ladoooooooooooooooooooooooooo here and keeping figures even so i dont make a slip up and look very goofy.

So Sweetie.Please tell me where your lawyers would come into that?

Top notch traffic light stopping rocket science going on here,
Westside.

[Patricia]

Do I have to write my own dirty story tonight?