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[luther]

Happy New Year to everyone stuck in the unused section

I knew I'd bring notoriety back to this section!!!!
I've been stuck all alone in here since I won a discount in a competition with Sexy Naomi!!!!
The bright light of hope shines again!!!
And a competition for discounts????? Bloody good idea too.......

[JR Ewing]

The more competitions the better

[bhoywonder]

seriously....i do

[katxxx]

I had one not toooo long ago.... but it was posted on the general chat...

[Nason]

Bring back the competitions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nason]

i suggest we push this one lads

[proholkiple]

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.

[Insindind]

I'm new to the forum. Nice post.

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