E-I January Competition

[magicalman9357]

The E-I January Competition is now open for entries

€250 of Amazon e-Vouchers up for grabs.

'Heading for the strip'

An idea by Samlad

Complete "Caption 1" and "Caption 2". They need to be in that order and it needs to read as the guy initiating the conversation, followed by a response from the girl.


Example:

Heading for the strip: Neville was still unsure how his first date with Gemma was going...

Caption 1: Fancy playing a death-match on Call of Duty?

Caption 2: You really can't tell when a girl is into you, can you?

One entry per person.

The funniest entry wins.

Competition closes for entries on Tuesday 28 January at Midnight.

Winner to be announced on Friday 31 January.

Please read the Competition rules before submitting your entry.

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...petition-Rules

Good Luck Everyone.

[Ric Hardgear]

[swanhackers]

Heading for the strip: Everyone can serve crisps and salsa.

Caption 1: Do you want some more of that sweet homemade dipping sauce on the side for that raw oyster you got there?

Caption 2: Dip your pickle in my sexy sauce!

[pcred]

Heading: The Foodies
Caption 1: Can I munch on your Kebab??
Caption 2: Eh, It's a slice of Lemon, ya big thick!!

[nireland89]

Caption 1- I know you have no pockets, but you keep your lunch in there?
Caption 2- nomnomnom wanna bite?

[johntattoo]

Heading: meanwhile, back in Gemma's, Neville had an important question to ask.

(Cap 1) Neville: Gemma look at me, be serious for a minute, is that really a place to leave your maxi pad babe?

(Cap 2) Gemma: leave it out Nev, it's been riding me all day,

[downpunter]

Heading: Neville has the munchies

Cap 1: Please .... just a tiny little nibble of it

Cap 2: No feckin way ... you wouldn't believe what I just had to do for this last damn Pringle

[LetsGetMento]

Heading for the strip:Meating new people.
Caption 1:Whats the Crack?????
Caption 2:This!!!!!

[dingdong1]

Heading. Tea time at nev's
Caption one. Neville: I hope you don't mind me sayin , but there's not much grass on the pitch there!

Caption 2 . Gemma: that's because I'm not even as old as yer feckin nokia 5110

[samlad]

Please note that Gemma and Neville are names that I made up for the example, and you do not have to use those names