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    Default Enticement of The Ladoooooooooooo back to E-I

    Well, i have a feeling we are losing the ladoooooooooooooooooooo again to the world of maths and geometry.He is gone back to school.He loves maths apparently.
    In fact legend has it that the ladoooooooooooooooooooooo went to his car driving test and the tester showed him a pic of crossroad from the rules of the road book and asked him what he should do when approaching them.The conversation went like this,

    Tester - you are approching this sign what do you do?

    Ladoooooooo - o look at al the possiblities and judge from there

    Tester - and what do you do when you have done that?

    Ladooooooooooo - i add the possibilities up in my mind and get an answer

    Tester - very good and what do you do if you havnt time to do that?

    Ladoooooooooo - i use my calculator,

    Tester - no you stop you little bollix.

    Anyway, even i need to feel talented on very very rare occaissions so i complied a little song to entice the ladooooooooooooooo back.

    it was far across the sea when the ladooooooooo got a hold of me
    he wouldn't set me free so he kept me arse for ransom
    na na na na na
    na na na na na na na
    na na na na nana na na na na nana

    i'm a sailor man from glasgow town i've roamed the world around and round
    he's the weirest lad that i have found in all me days of wandering
    na na na na na
    na na na na na na na
    na na na na nana na na na na nana


    here we go again we're on the bus again
    we're on the bus again we're on the way to paradise
    we love the grannies clit. that's where the ladoooooooo sleeps
    for then those ladooooooos eyes they have no place in paradise

    graffiti on the wall just as the sun was going down
    i see graffiti on the wall - CSO CSO
    graffiti on the wall it says we're counting we're counting
    graffiti on the wall.............................

    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra

    we went thru each jungle deep for the paradise that we did seek
    twas no trip for the weak we're waltzing with the ladoooooooo
    na na na na na
    na na na na na na na
    na na na na nana na na na na nana

    around in circles everyway he turned to me and he did say
    i think you're leading me astray i want me hole me boyo
    na na na na na
    na na na na na na na
    na na na na nana na na na na nana


    here we go again we're on the bus again
    we're on the bus again we're on the way to paradise
    we love the grannies clit. that's where the ladoooooooo sleeps
    for then those ladooooooos eyes they have no place in paradise

    graffiti on the wall just as the sun was going down
    i see graffiti on the wall - CSO CSO
    graffiti on the wall it says we're counting we're counting
    graffiti on the wall.............................

    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra


    Sincerely,
    Westside.


    gotta lova a ladooooooooooo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by westside View Post
    Well, i have a feeling we are losing the ladoooooooooooooooooooo again to the world of maths and geometry.He is gone back to school.He loves maths apparently.
    In fact legend has it that the ladoooooooooooooooooooooo went to his car driving test and the tester showed him a pic of crossroad from the rules of the road book and asked him what he should do when approaching them.The conversation went like this,

    Tester - you are approching this sign what do you do?

    Ladoooooooo - o look at al the possiblities and judge from there

    Tester - and what do you do when you have done that?

    Ladooooooooooo - i add the possibilities up in my mind and get an answer

    Tester - very good and what do you do if you havnt time to do that?

    Ladoooooooooo - i use my calculator,

    Tester - no you stop you little bollix.

    Anyway, even i need to feel talented on very very rare occaissions so i complied a little song to entice the ladooooooooooooooo back.

    it was far across the sea when the ladooooooooo got a hold of me
    he wouldn't set me free so he kept me arse for ransom
    na na na na na
    na na na na na na na
    na na na na nana na na na na nana

    i'm a sailor man from glasgow town i've roamed the world around and round
    he's the weirest lad that i have found in all me days of wandering
    na na na na na
    na na na na na na na
    na na na na nana na na na na nana


    here we go again we're on the bus again
    we're on the bus again we're on the way to paradise
    we love the grannies clit. that's where the ladoooooooo sleeps
    for then those ladooooooos eyes they have no place in paradise

    graffiti on the wall just as the sun was going down
    i see graffiti on the wall - CSO CSO
    graffiti on the wall it says we're counting we're counting
    graffiti on the wall.............................

    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra

    we went thru each jungle deep for the paradise that we did seek
    twas no trip for the weak we're waltzing with the ladoooooooo
    na na na na na
    na na na na na na na
    na na na na nana na na na na nana

    around in circles everyway he turned to me and he did say
    i think you're leading me astray i want me hole me boyo
    na na na na na
    na na na na na na na
    na na na na nana na na na na nana


    here we go again we're on the bus again
    we're on the bus again we're on the way to paradise
    we love the grannies clit. that's where the ladoooooooo sleeps
    for then those ladooooooos eyes they have no place in paradise

    graffiti on the wall just as the sun was going down
    i see graffiti on the wall - CSO CSO
    graffiti on the wall it says we're counting we're counting
    graffiti on the wall.............................

    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra
    it says oh ah up the ra, say ooh ah up the ra


    Sincerely,
    Westside.


    gotta lova a ladooooooooooo.
    Fucking hilarious it will be sung from the stands at paradise and in the bars in the east end of Glasgow and at the CSO
    Drop One Keep One To Glory

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