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    Default Graveyard Sex !

    So who has done it, gory details too, if you please.


    Any escorts up for it ?
    I really do think it should be an option in favorites.


    PS Do ye think I might have taken too much medication this afternoon, whats that ringing, will someone please answer that bloody phone.....................................

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    its not the thought of the dead rising that would scare me but the scumbags doing glue and drinking 2 litres would so no way lol
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    I fear the dark, kiddie bbc2 horror movie fucked me up, faced the fear around 13 got her into a graveyard by 14 and satisfied that itch.

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    Vampirella.. my first fantasy... in a graveyard
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    Alec I'm getting really worried about you . While were talking about graveyard sex, I would be more concerned about the cider drinkers and glue sniffers (as Kieree said) than anything that goes bump in the night. If there was no one there then lets go the whole hog and be really blasphamus. The man wears a priests uniform while the escort wears a nuns uniform (I know I keep going on about the nuns uniform but it's no stranger than Alecs suggestion). Then do a Max Mosely and hang a swastica over a cross. When round one is over then proceed to the nearest church and in the confession box.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thehighwayman View Post
    Alec I'm getting really worried about you . While were talking about graveyard sex, I would be more concerned about the cider drinkers and glue sniffers (as Kieree said) than anything that goes bump in the night. If there was no one there then lets go the whole hog and be really blasphamus. The man wears a priests uniform while the escort wears a nuns uniform (I know I keep going on about the nuns uniform but it's no stranger than Alecs suggestion). Then do a Max Mosely and hang a swastica over a cross. When round one is over then proceed to the nearest church and in the confession box.

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    I love your style highwayman. If you shoot that in black and white, you'll have yourself an original Hammer horror. Just get Flyperson to play the organ and jabber jajajajajaj for extra atmospheric effect.

    There's enough talent on this site to launch a top notch movie industry. I mean it's not as if getting leading ladies would be a problem, the leading men are already queueing up and we'd have thousands of extras to choose from as well.

    And whats more you could get funding through the Arts Council, The Irish Firm Board, and the Department of Arts, Culture, Native Speakers and Uninhabited Islands. Do the whole thing in Irish and there's Udaras grants on top of that. As everybody knows, culture is sacrosanct and uncensorable these days and because it's legal, you could organise a movie aka shag fest under the noses of the police and all they could do, is stand back and appreciate this art form.

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    I'll be in touch with TG4 and Udaras. We'll need to find an island somewhere maybe in Galway or Mayo, but there has to be plenty graves and a church. We'll have to hold auditions Simon Cowell style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by alechoran View Post
    So who has done it, gory details too, if you please.


    Any escorts up for it ?
    I really do think it should be an option in favorites.


    PS Do ye think I might have taken too much medication this afternoon, whats that ringing, will someone please answer that bloody phone.....................................

    how about digging up a cofin removing the body climbing in closing the lid and then havin sex ...... or even better gett some 1 to bury you and your girl in the cofin then havin sex!!!!!!!!

    NOW THATS WHAT I CALL FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    I knew there were some weird people on this site To finish it all off we all smoke marijuana.

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