What Gate would you like to see next?

[westside]

Your not tryna compensate for anything with that many exhausts per chance bigbad?

All that power going up that many exhausts mean's that like so many things here, it'll sound good but can’t deliver where it matters, plus the PTO won’t be anywhere near as powerful, and as all Farmers know, it’s the PTO shaft that gotten many the Farmer through a long Winter (and put a smile on manys the wife’s face)…

YouTube - Wood Splitter run by Tractor PTO

Oh how the Winter nights just flew by….


This is my little runaround…

YouTube - Tractor Pull Drag Racing

Still wanna drag ??? …

Keepin’ it light John, only messing…

not saying its easy.In fact i know its murderous but i would love to work at that,surrounded by nature and animals.They say that the man ploughing the fields is happiest and at times i actually believe it.

Sincerely,
Westside.

[Violette]

Violettegate

Well…..

I spent the morning trying to “procure” some hydrocarbon based lubricant products, namely Tractor engine oil for the Massy (and maybe the ass, ssssssshhhhhh) and have been searching high and low but nare a drop is to be found in this fair and fertile land. I was about to alert OPEC when I stumbled on the cause of the oil shortage,

OCTOBER SPECIAL, OILY WRESTLING

Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!

Every god dammed Farmer saw that and is stocking up for their appointment/bout/jostle/throwdown with V the six foot goddess of ass whoopin’ and as a result I’m in real danger of seizing my crankshaft or cracking my O ring, and worst of all my PTO shaft is making all sorts of funny noises.

AND IT’S ALL YOUR DOING!!!

I admit having to have a sit down on seeing that, damn near sent me over the edge, you just hit my Achilles heel. Christ if I’d known you wrestle I’d have been banging on your door in Cork with a can of WD40 in one hand and my piggybank in the other. (Which begs the question… what am I banging on the door with) Your pre fight hype talk would be worth the price of admission alone.

Is the oily wrestling with or without the strap on ?????

You have to give us something to get a grip on now, its only fair.

Can I bring my Big Daddy leotard? It still fits, (which isn’t a good sign.)

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

As to your question of what gate would I like to see next, then that’s easy,

My Gate, kicked of its hinge’s by a 6 foot mocha skinned goddess with an attitude to match Her altitude.

Anyone know someone that fits the bill ?????

First of all I will be using the finest of refined oils, good enough to use on a baby's bottom-Sweet smelling Johnson's & Johnson's Baby Oil. I will proceed to rub myself and the gentlemen down, put plastic on the bed and roll around in it until some one calls uncle or get's pinned! Oh baby can't wait, bring on the big bad boys.
P.S. Welcome back, missed you Q-Dog! Kisses V

[thehighwayman]

I like the thought of that baby oil rubbed all over. Bring some of it up to Donegal. Good to see you back QPH.

[sexybabehere]

Solution

Gemma block Godfather from your phone and just admit that your in love with bigpaws. bigpaws do the same. Godfather move on and congradulate this happy couple. Liz mind your own business.

Thank you for your advice. I can't admit that I am in love when I am not. Not yet

Gemma

[anitasizzle]

Violettegate

Well…..

I spent the morning trying to “procure” some hydrocarbon based lubricant products, namely Tractor engine oil for the Massy (and maybe the ass, ssssssshhhhhh) and have been searching high and low but nare a drop is to be found in this fair and fertile land. I was about to alert OPEC when I stumbled on the cause of the oil shortage,

OCTOBER SPECIAL, OILY WRESTLING

Coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!

Every god dammed Farmer saw that and is stocking up for their appointment/bout/jostle/throwdown with V the six foot goddess of ass whoopin’ and as a result I’m in real danger of seizing my crankshaft or cracking my O ring, and worst of all my PTO shaft is making all sorts of funny noises.

AND IT’S ALL YOUR DOING!!!

I admit having to have a sit down on seeing that, damn near sent me over the edge, you just hit my Achilles heel. Christ if I’d known you wrestle I’d have been banging on your door in Cork with a can of WD40 in one hand and my piggybank in the other. (Which begs the question… what am I banging on the door with) Your pre fight hype talk would be worth the price of admission alone.

Is the oily wrestling with or without the strap on ?????

You have to give us something to get a grip on now, its only fair.

Can I bring my Big Daddy leotard? It still fits, (which isn’t a good sign.)

LETS GET READY TO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBLE!!!!!!!!!!!

As to your question of what gate would I like to see next, then that’s easy,

My Gate, kicked of its hinge’s by a 6 foot mocha skinned goddess with an attitude to match Her altitude.

Anyone know someone that fits the bill ?????

I am so glad ypu're back because this board was starting to become exactly what it is, an 'Irish' escort forum

[bigpaws]

Well, I have been following the various gates, we have had Naomigate, Dollygate, Gemma/Godfather/Bigpawsgate, Quaterpoundhergate, Lizzygate, Westiegate, Patriciagate, Ricflairgate, so since there is a general trend in gates these last few weeks/months, what were/are some of your favorite gates and why? And if the gate of your choice isn't up here, what suggestions do you have for a delicious, scandalous, name-calling, mud slinging, back stabbing knock down drag out good ole fashion Cyber gate? Be creative people.
Kisses Violette

I would love to see Violettegate next .............. but it is impossible to find any dirt on you!!!! Are you truly one of God's Angels sent here to humiliate us mere mortals???

So if anybody out there reading this has any dirt whatsoever on Miss Violette then please please PM me with details!!!
Was she born a man? Is she on the FBI's Most Wanted list?? Has she ever been seen picking her nose?!?!?!?! Any-fucking-thing at all ............. please!!!!!!

Paws

[bigpaws]

I am so glad ypu're back because this board was started to become exactly what it is, an 'Irish' escort forum

Eh ................ is is called Escort Ireland ffs!!! What do you expect?!?!?!?!

There is a lot on anti-Irish sentiment around here lately ................

Paws

[Violette]

I would love to see Violettegate next .............. but it is impossible to find any dirt on you!!!! Are you truly one of God's Angels sent here to humiliate us mere mortals???

So if anybody out there reading this has any dirt whatsoever on Miss Violette then please please PM me with details!!!
Was she born a man? Is she on the FBI's Most Wanted list?? Has she ever been seen picking her nose?!?!?!?! Any-fucking-thing at all ............. please!!!!!!

Paws

Angel, naaa not me, but humiliate, now that is another story entirely! I have new boots, and some leather, and a lovely riding whip, I am dying to try out!!! Anybody up for a ride? Kisses V

[Quarterpoundher]

First of all I will be using the finest of refined oils, good enough to use on a baby's bottom-Sweet smelling Johnson's & Johnson's Baby Oil. I will proceed to rub myself and the gentlemen down, put plastic on the bed and roll around in it until some one calls uncle or get's pinned! Oh baby can't wait, bring on the big bad boys.
P.S. Welcome back, missed you Q-Dog! Kisses V

You’ve gone and made the Q-Dog whimper like a puppy just a little, your testing my resolve with nothing but a bottle of J and J and a feckin’ plastic sheet. (What can I say, I'm a sophisticated Man.) Say you’ll wear the strap on and Man nor Beast will stop me from loading up the Massey and heading West..

Ye can keep yer PSE and GFE, swanky lingerie and assorted paraphernalia…..

Violette and a bottle of Johnson’s, what in Gods name more could a Man (or Woman) with a plastic sheet and nothing to use it for possibly want. (Seriously)

PS

Just so as I’m clear on the rules and it’s a fair (ish) fight, what constitutes “pinning” exactly ?


PPS

Re: Business proposal.

I understand you are having trouble “procuring” a tree in Dubai, tell me……as one “entrepreneur” to another, if it was in my remit and could find you one (In Dubai) that would pass mustard, could you see your way clear to doing a bit of horse trading on the cost off the old wrestling front ?.

VBR...Q-Dog...

[anitasizzle]

Eh ................ is is called Escort Ireland ffs!!! What do you expect?!?!?!?!

There is a lot on anti-Irish sentiment around here lately ................

Paws

Oh, come on now. You make no secret of the fact that you HATE AMERICANS. I hate them too, especially the ones with a certain colour and political bent, so I don't pull out the RED FLAGS when you get ANTI. Fair is fair