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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Luther you are making Rover horny with all that multi quoting. Stop teasing him will yeah…
    Ya know I was actually thinking the same think...........

    We'll have to fill him in some time..............
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    Ya know I was actually thinking the same think...........

    We'll have to fill him in some time..............
    I daren't go in to the chat box, I'm sure I'd be made more than welcome, so I'll stay out here Luther and read all your funny, sh-witty posts.

    (By the way, I'm going for a punt tomorrow night - with a woman!).
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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I daren't go in to the chat box, I'm sure I'd be made more than welcome, so I'll stay out here Luther and read all your funny, sh-witty posts.

    (By the way, I'm going for a punt tomorrow night - with a woman!).
    I broke the chat box so you would have to stay out here where I can keep an eye on you.........

    And don't be going for a punt just because you feel you have something to prove...........

    I believe ya...............
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I daren't go in to the chat box, I'm sure I'd be made more than welcome, so I'll stay out here Luther and read all your funny, sh-witty posts.

    (By the way, I'm going for a punt tomorrow night - with a woman!).
    Make sure you look closer then you did at those two dudes in the pic Rover...

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    Quote Originally Posted by luther View Post
    E gads man............what do ya be eating............. I know you like to eat healthy, is this the reason??? I hear pineapple juice is meant to be good.........
    Grapefruit as well. It brings an even lovelier smell to the cum... no joke.

    The smell of a girl's pussy is also very affected by what they eat. Eating fruit, yoghurt or fermented foods is good. Eating a lot of fish isn't advised.

    I bet many girls are prostituting themselves for their livelihood and don't even know that or so many other things . Maybe there should be some sort of non-obligatory course they go through.... Escorting 101. Patricia could be the headmistress and awards diplomas at the end. I was going to add something about whippings and raping of young girls in a parody of current affairs.. but I better not or sure enough the thought police would be out again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    Maybe there should be some sort of non-obligatory course they go through.... Escorting 101. Patricia could be the headmistress and awards diplomas at the end.
    You could be on to something there.........

    Quote Originally Posted by nicegirlsarenice View Post
    I was going to add something about whippings and raping of young girls in a parody of current affairs.. but I better not or sure enough the thought police would be out again.
    Your best decision yet.........
    "It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Make sure you look closer then you did at those two dudes in the pic Rover...
    It boils down to a case of the wooden floor syndrome, nobody will probably know what that is, everything I do on the pc is done in an aweful hurry, unless I have a "free gaf" then you'll get one of my stupid threads. But that was some Quare mistake.



    Back on track.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    It boils down to a case of the wooden floor syndrome, nobody will probably know what that is, everything I do on the pc is done in an aweful hurry, unless I have a "free gaf" then you'll get one of my stupid threads. But that was some Quare mistake. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/I][/B]
    Ahh the old wooden floor twas at fault…. Ok case closed. Rover has his dawg license back …… at least until the next time the timber creaks and he has to put a rush on a post and starts pressing buttons like Doogle on board a Craggy Island Airways flight.


    The difference between wooden floors and carpets……

    Wooden floors…

    [creak….creak]

    watcha doin hun?…

    Me?!?!….. oh nothin much….. just some presentations for work… boring but its gotta be done… hey I do it all for you babz!!!




    Carpet…

    watcha doin hun?…

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    BUSTED!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quarterpoundher View Post
    Ahh the old wooden floor twas at fault…. Ok case closed. Rover has his dawg license back …… at least until the next time the timber creaks and he has to put a rush on a post and starts pressing buttons like Doogle on board a Craggy Island Airways flight.


    The difference between wooden floors and carpets……

    Wooden floors…

    [creak….creak]

    watcha doin hun?…

    Me?!?!….. oh nothin much….. just some presentations for work… boring but its gotta be done… hey I do it all for you babz!!!




    Carpet…

    watcha doin hun?…

    WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    BUSTED!!!
    Didn't Elvis sing Wooden Floors?




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    That’s some impressive wood you got there Rover. You must spend ages polishing wood like that…

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