E-I November Competition

[magicalman9357]

The E-I November Competition is now open for entries.

€250 of Amazon e-Vouchers up for grabs.

Replace the missing word in each of the following sentences.
The funniest entry wins.

(An idea by Samlad)

1. It was so hot yesterday my ________ melted.

2. My brother never ________ with me.

3. I haven't ________ for a long time.

4. I always go ________ after work.

5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a ________.

6. I like ________ before I go to work.

7. I saw a ________ man on the bus.

8. Last night, I ________.

9. He has a small ________.

10. He was so drunk, he ________.

Enter as many times as you like.

Competition closes on Wednesday 27 November at Midnight.

Winner to be announced on Friday 29 November.

Please read the competition rules before submitting your entries.

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...petition-Rules

Good Luck Everyone.

[Forrest]

1. It was so hot yesterday my condom melted.

2. My brother never ejaculated with me.

3. I haven't masturbated for a long time.

4. I always go dogging after work.

5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a hedgehog.

6. I like flagellating before I go to work.

7. I saw a boogey man on the bus.

8. Last night, I decomposed.

9. He has a small periwinkle.

10. He was so drunk, he discombobulated.

[Forrest]

1. It was so hot yesterday my spirit melted.

2. My brother never played with me.

3. I haven't washed for a long time.

4. I always go woohoo after work.

5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a chihuahua.

6. I like crying before I go to work.

7. I saw a scat man on the bus.

8. Last night, I moisturised.

9. He has a small Anon.

10. He was so drunk, he Jamescorked.

[Forrest]

If I was allowed to use more than one word to fill in the blank

1. It was so hot yesterday my dick got stuck in a ladies pussy and her heart melted.

2. My brother never had the balls to play hide the sausage with me.

3. I haven't been able to see my willy for a long time.

4. I always go to the beauty salon for a manicure after work.

5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a farmers arse through a hedge.

6. I like spanking my monkey before I go to work.

7. I saw a giraffe giving a blowjob to a man on the bus.

8. Last night, I tried setting my farts alight and burned my jocks.

9. He has a small part in the latest Toy Story movie.

10. He was so drunk, he fell into a pile of manure and came up smelling of roses.

[Jiberjabber]

1. It was so hot yesterday my vernacular melted.

2. My brother never spooned with me.

3. I haven't yoddeled for a long time.

4. I always go native after work.

5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a vegan.

6. I like work before I go to work.

7. I saw an effluviant man on the bus.

8. Last night, I cha chaed.

9. He has a small vajayjay.

10. He was so drunk, he decompressed.

[Jiberjabber]

1. It was so hot yesterday my reflection melted.

2. My brother never fandangoed with me.

3. I haven't germans for a long time.

4. I always go commando after work.

5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a consonant.

6. I like socialism before I go to work.

7. I saw a flan man on the bus.

8. Last night, I walnut.

9. He has a small insurrection.

10. He was so drunk, he haw.


I can't find anything in the rules about sticking to proper grammatical structure. Bah, grammar, who needs it.

[BigMouth]

1 Dick
2 Wanked
3 Fucked
4 Wanking
5 Pussy
6 Porn
7 Hung
8 Farted
9 Cock
10 Bummed

[Jiberjabber]

1. It was so hot yesterday my delilah melted.

2. My brother never evolved with me.

3. I haven't indeed, for a long time.

4. I always go Welsh after work.

5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a fuck.

6. I like jonesing before I go to work.

7. I saw a stick man on the bus.

8. Last night, I robot.

9. He has a small instep.

10. He was so drunk, he drunkbooked.

[Jiberjabber]

Hey mods,are we allowed to repurpose words like I just did?

[Forrest]

1. It was so hot yesterday my son melted.

2. My brother never bothered with me.

3. I haven't manscaped for a long time.

4. I always go skiving after work.

5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a pea.

6. I like screaming before I go to work.

7. I saw a sliced man on the bus.

8. Last night, I miscued.

9. He has a small blessing.

10. He was so drunk, he dissolved.