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1. It was so hot yesterday my pineapple melted.
2. My brother never peaches with me.
3. I haven't a blueberry for a long time.
4. I always go nuts after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a lemon.
6. I like melons before I go to work.
7. I saw a mango man on the bus.
8. Last night, I enjoyed fresh cherry.
9. He has a small set of berries.
10. He was so drunk, he went bananas.
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and the next morning, you can nurse me back to healthOriginally Posted by emmasweet
In car i will be secretary ,when i arrive at your door i must to be maid to clean things and after 1am i will be school girl or teacher
1. It was so hot yesterday my Westcorklad melted.
2. My brother never Clyde with me.
3. I haven't Banjaxed for a long time.
4. I always go Zoozoozoo after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a Mellors.
6. I like Wakka before I go to work.
7. I saw a Mousey man on the bus.
8. Last night, I Baxter.
9. He has a small horn.
10. He was so drunk, he E-I’d.
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1. It was so hot yesterday my inhibitions melted.
2. My brother never diddled with me.
3. I haven't pooped for a long time.
4. I always go figging after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a harpsichord.
6. I like canoodling before I go to work.
7. I saw a mottled man on the bus.
8. Last night, I flabbergasted.
9. He has a small mollycoddle.
10. He was so drunk, he bespattered.
Forrest (14-11-13), Jiberjabber (13-11-13)
I'm really disappointed not to have made it in to your answer, in my opinion the best on here so farand the next morning, you can nurse me back to health
1. It was so hot yesterday my Westcorklad melted.
2. My brother never Clyde with me.
3. I haven't Banjaxed for a long time.
4. I always go Zoozoozoo after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a Mellors.
6. I like Wakka before I go to work.
7. I saw a Mousey man on the bus.
8. Last night, I Baxter.
9. He has a small horn.
10. He was so drunk, he E-I’d.. I think I'd fit in well to no.10
Forrest (16-11-13), Jiberjabber (13-11-13)
worst comp ever ..the lines are not funny and alot of the options are similiar... its really crapThe E-I November Competition is now open for entries.
€250 of Amazon e-Vouchers up for grabs.
Replace the missing word in each of the following sentences.
The funniest entry wins.
(An idea by Samlad)
1. It was so hot yesterday my ________ melted.
2. My brother never ________ with me.
3. I haven't ________ for a long time.
4. I always go ________ after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a ________.
6. I like ________ before I go to work.
7. I saw a ________ man on the bus.
8. Last night, I ________.
9. He has a small ________.
10. He was so drunk, he ________.
Enter as many times as you like.
Competition closes on Wednesday 27 November at Midnight.
Winner to be announced on Friday 29 November.
Please read the competition rules before submitting your entries.
Good Luck Everyone.
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1. It was so hot yesterday my DICK melted.
2. My brother never SHARED with me.
3. I haven't SHIT for a long time.
4. I always go SANE after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a FART.
6. I like TROLLING before I go to work.
7. I saw a CASTRATED man on the bus.
8. Last night, I DOUCHED.
9. He has a small SPHINCTER.
10. He was so drunk, he EXPLODED.
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entry in the quote aboveThe E-I November Competition is now open for entries.
€250 of Amazon e-Vouchers up for grabs.
Replace the missing word in each of the following sentences.
The funniest entry wins.
(An idea by Samlad)
1. It was so hot yesterday my hair dryer melted.
2. My brother never fucks with me.
3. I haven't fished change out of my couch for a long time.
4. I always go number 2 after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a knob.
6. I like playing hide the saussage before I go to work.
7. I saw a straw man on the bus.
8. Last night, I accidentally..in my wife.
9. He has a small horse or is it just really far away.
10. He was so drunk, he didnt notice his eyes stinging from his own farts.
Enter as many times as you like.
Competition closes on Wednesday 27 November at Midnight.
Winner to be announced on Friday 29 November.
Please read the competition rules before submitting your entries.
Good Luck Everyone.
]1. It was so hot yesterday my fire melted.
2. My brother never visited a escort with me.
3. I haven't farted for a long time.
4. I always go insane after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat a marmite sambo
6. I like crying before I go to work.
7. I saw a woman on the bus.
8. Last night, I farted
9. He has a small raincoat
10. He was so drunk, he didnt piss the bed
1. It was so hot yesterday my condom melted.
2. My brother never prayed with me.
3. I haven't written an article for The Sun in a long time.
4. I always go throw up after work.
5. I'm so hungry, I could eat an escort.
6. I like to shower before I go to work.
7. I saw a bus driver man on the bus.
8. Last night, I experienced Montezumas Revenge
9. He has a small shovel
10. He was so drunk, he went and got a tattoo with the name of his favourite escort on his neck.
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