I was walking along grafton street on saturday afternoon listening to my ipod all in my own world when accidently I clipped this poor girls heels and she went flying it was so funny she stumbled and the bags went up in the air and the poor gal couldn't get up for ages I of course being the lovely gent that I am was looking at her ass all up in my face what a sight before legging it the other way ahhhh good times.

Why did humpty dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall to see her crack !! yeah he did !!