Im done here

[westside]

A young boy is sitting on a park bench and unwraps 6 candy bars, piles them on top of each other and starts stuffing them in his mouth. A man notices this and walks over to the boy and says, "You know, it's not very healthy to eat so many candy bars at one time."

The boy manages to swallow some of the candy bar and says, "Well, my grandfather lived to be 106 years old."

The man responded, "Well did he eat 6 candy bars at one time?" The little boy looked up at the man and said, "No, but he learned to mind his own fucking business."

All visible ones?Get me?
Westside.

[bigpaws]

evening all,

its with a heavy heart i write this (bollix). i am finished with this board. I started a poll recently as a joke, but some posters here (with no sence of humour)fucked it up for everyone.

So i have decided with the exception of a few posters, the rest of ye are self centred wankers who think they are the lord protectors of escorts. And remember we were the ones spending the money

I have a lot of friends here who i will keep touch in another guise. I have had alot of fun here and i will continue to do my reviews.

And finally Pat and Sarah ,we have had our differences in the past but we'll get over it, and remember u dont full me for a second

I hope that i have done my bit to try and improve this site

so for all

stay classy and dont have night mares

nbt

Are you serious Niner???? Leaving because of a bunch of over-sensitive idiots????
You're my partner in crime ......... the ying to my yang ............... don't you fucking dare quit on me!!!!

Paws

[Bigbadjohn]

A young boy is sitting on a park bench and unwraps 6 candy bars, piles them on top of each other and starts stuffing them in his mouth. A man notices this and walks over to the boy and says, "You know, it's not very healthy to eat so many candy bars at one time."

The boy manages to swallow some of the candy bar and says, "Well, my grandfather lived to be 106 years old."

The man responded, "Well did he eat 6 candy bars at one time?" The little boy looked up at the man and said, "No, but he learned to mind his own fucking business."

All visible ones?Get me?
Westside.

good one westside

[Epsilon]

Friday night last I came home from work and the Missus asked me to have a word with the 8 year old about his bad language. Now I was knackered from the week's work and told her I would talk to him in the morning. Next morning I came into the kitchen and there were my 2 sons the 8 year old and his 5 year old brother. I asked the 8 year old what he would like for brekkie and he put his 2 hands behind his head, threw the feet up on the table and said he would like a f**king egg. At this stage said the harassed parent I lost the head compltely and hit him a few clips on the legs, then still shaking I turned to the 5 year old and asked him what he would like for brekkie. The 5 year old clearly shaken by the previous events said in a tremulous voice......... I'm not having a f**king egg anyway.