Im done here

[Hot Lizzy]

people take things on these boards far too seriously like they did with ninebythrees joke. Maybe this is another joke and he'll be back again tomorrow like westside does every week :d

he wont retire........hes a super guy - but i like westside he makes me giggle

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[westside]

he wont retire........hes a super guy - but i like westside he makes me giggle

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id spank you ,you saucy little pup

giggle,
Westside.

[experienced punter]

ya sorry i misinterpreted your Poll Ninebythree but i simply don't like rude & insulting people thats not on& its nothing at all to with not being lighthearted, anyway I dont want to get into arguments I gave up posting for a few weeks because of others arguing your inclusion on this board is important stick around........

[thehighwayman]

i will never Never post here again due to this.goodbye all,good luckj and god bless.ill find you highwayman and electrocute your nutsack

Never again ,im off.


Westside.

changed me mind
westside.

:d:d:d:d:d

[galwayboy23]

what was the joke guys seemed to have missed it?

[piggi]

Ahhh NBT - don't go.

This place is the better for you being here.

I think that maybe a lot of us didn't catch that you were joking -- and remember, the escort in question was banned from IIE a short while ago, so possibly the replies reflected that also.

Anyway -- I hope your retirement will be short-lived!

[westside]

what was the joke guys seemed to have missed it?

Little Johnny spills a glass of milk on the floor and says, "Mommy, I need your black sponge to mop up the milk!"

She replies, "I lost it, honey."

A couple of days later, he comes running up to her and says, "Mommy, I found your black sponge!" Mystified, she says, "Where, honey?"

Little Johnny says, "It's over at Mrs. Johnson's house, and Daddy's washing his face in it!"

Westisde.

[westside]

Little Johnny's father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Johnny said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Johnny what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Johnny sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

Westside.

[westside]

A Chinese couple gets married. She is a virgin.
Truth be told, he is not all that experienced
either.On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to her and tries to be
reassuring.

"My darring," he says,"I know dis you firss time
and you berry frighten.
I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do
anyting - juss anyting you want. What chu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently(and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure, "I want to try somethin I have heard about... Numbaa 69."

More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone he queries...

"You want... Chicken wit broccori?"

Sincerely,
Westside.

[galwayboy23]

last ones a cracker