I've decided that I am going to track down and find the best handjob merchant in Ireland. I intend to personally "interview" each and every one, I will post details of my findings and progress here.

So - do you have any good leads as to where I should begin my quest ? And ladies - if you think that you are the one then by all means let me know .... and I will be in touch !

This is going to take a long time if I'm going to personally test them all .... but I've got a funy feeling it'll be a lot of fun !