Hey ladooooooooo just a private q for ya.Will you wax my arse for me?
Heartfelt Thanks in Advance,
im sure naomi would do that for you!!!
but laser hair removal is better!!!!
I want to,..................
get it done in the back of a bus.
To break the monotony of everyday living,
I know this is off the subject but I've been meaning to ask you this for a long time. Where did you get your quote. Because I wouldn't dare ask if you piss your pants......... mmmmmm or is that a kink that you charge or pay for
Lani with Lots of Love
Why hello Sweetie.
how are you ,you shiney little babe you?The quote?Just something that popped into my head.My head is like that.Things pop into it now and then,you know random stuff like why spiders have eight legs,why doors open and close.You know intellectual stuff.As for it being a kink,naw im not into watersports except swimming ,diving etc.Im a smooch kinda guy.The bang bang will always be the same but the smooch smooch is always different.
Originally Posted by noirblanc
Hey heres a fun fact.My brother once slept on the top bunk in a caravan and i was on the bottom bunk.He had to go a piss in his pants.I was awakened to a wet ,smelly bed.Jesus ill get him back yet though.Waiting twenty plus years but god ill get him back.Its not like i can get on top of him you know.Not like that in Westville at all.
never saw it there.Never even saw that site.
Originally Posted by anon163
Looks like i lost out on being famous,
Now that the quote is old news im changing it.Actually ill add a new one.
I like kiwis
Hello you lovely little creature
my new quote is this one Sexy.
Originally Posted by sexy naomi
Live in the moment,take the batteries out of your clocks.
Lifes too short not to live in the moment Sexy.All the great masters of Zen and the Eastern ways emphasis this.Its like a good fart Sexy.you know its there all night and you have to go somewhere quiet to fart.And when you fart ,that moment when you totally attuned is living in the moment.Nothings else matters or enters your mind only that fart.come to think of it it will enter everyone elses nose but hey such is life.So Sexy all we need is to fill ourselves with farts and we are living the way of the masters.Speaking of farts wheres the ladooooooooooo?He throws his gayness at me all week and when i say go for me boy ,he is nowhere to be found.Ah well someday i might be sitting on a bus all lonely and a little hand comes along and fondles me.The ladooo returns.
WTF am i on about now?