Roryman cancel Sexy Naomi tour in Cork

[thehighwayman]

Roryman stalking Naomi. Naomi making up stories about Rory. Whatever it is it's getting boring for the rest of us. Lets get back to seem real arguing.

[roryman]

Roryman stalking Naomi. Naomi making up stories about Rory. Whatever it is it's getting boring for the rest of us. Lets get back to seem real arguing.

Bored? BORED?
How can you be bored with what is promising to be the greatest soap opera of all E-1 time?

Tune in next week, when I kidnap Naomi, force her to marry me, but then on our wedding night (after she has done enough punters to give us a decent honeymoon, mind)
She turns out to be really an alien called Nano Dungerberry Blip Blip whose plans to dominate our fair planet were only thwarted when she fell in love with a shape changing creature from the planet Zog who got stuck when disguised as a Gucci (tm) handbag.
They got separated and now she is forced to roam the planet turning tricks just so she can buy every bag she lay her hands on in a desperate attempt to find him/her/it!!!!

[Epsilon]

HI MEN FROM CORK I AM CANCELLING MY TOUR IN CORK THIS WEEK AS RORYMAN DOESN´T WANT ME TO GO. FULL STOP OF MY TOUR IN CORK, SORRY GUYS

Are you happy now RORYMAN!!!!!!!!! I only done it for you.


So I will be in Dublin the full week, I am sorry men from Cork I hope to visit you soon again in another time if Roryman doesn´t mind me again & mind his own buniness instead.

This has to be the worst most pathetic tread on this site ever.
Wind up or not, what did you expect to gain from this Naomi?
Roryman your a muppet but entertaining, Naomi you realy need to grow up...

[roryman]

This has to be the worst most pathetic tread on this site ever.
Wind up or not, what did you expect to gain from this Naomi?
Roryman your a muppet but entertaining, Naomi you realy need to grow up...

Thanks Eppy, thats the nicest thing anyone has said to for a long time

And being the most pathetic thread is an achievement I am proud to be a part of,
In fact I think it even beats my coming 4th in the
1953 Bunty All Girls Doughnut Eating Marathon (Arrr- happy days, when a guy could wear a girls bra and panties without fear of embarrasment!!)

[Epsilon]

Thanks Eppy, thats the nicest thing anyone has said to for a long time

And being the most pathetic thread is an achievement I am proud to be a part of,
In fact I think it even beats my coming 4th in the
1953 Bunty All Girls Doughnut Eating Marathon (Arrr- happy days, when a guy could wear a girls bra and panties without fear of embarrasment!!)

Whats wrong with wearing a bra & panties??