"Bigpaws" or "Big Mouth"

[roryman]

bet you get a bigger hard-on every time your lapdog bonelickers agree with you, pig baws

mmmmmm I like your style "Liz", we havent met, but do you fancy a fuck?

I'm into weird shit, so you can tie me up and read out Paw's posts to me.
Just leave the good stuff to the end or I will cum too quick!

[bigpaws]

bet you get a bigger hard-on every time your lapdog bonelickers agree with you, pig baws

Why don't you come around to my place again while I'm reading the replies Liz ............. you'll see how hard I am!!
But remember, you can look but don't touch .............. we have broken up after all!!!!!

Paws

[liz]

Why don't you come around to my place again while I'm reading the replies Liz ............. you'll see how hard I am!!
But remember, you can look but don't touch .............. we have broken up after all!!!!! Paws

thats a good idea pig baws, you sit around and pull hard at your tiny todger until it blisters and i,ll just watch; sort of like old times, only you have to pay me 250e an hour now. ciao liz

[liz]

mmmmmm I like your style "Liz", we havent met, but do you fancy a fuck?

I'm into weird shit, so you can tie me up and read out Paw's posts to me.
Just leave the good stuff to the end or I will cum too quick!

No chance roryman, but you can pay to watch me snoozing as Pig Baws pulls his tiny todger raw. ciao liz xxx

[bigpaws]

thats a good idea pig baws, you sit around and pull hard at your tiny todger until it blisters and i,ll just watch; sort of like old times, only you have to pay me 250e an hour now. ciao liz

Miss Hilton the day I found you lying on the kitchen floor with your knickers around your ankles and a half block of margarine up your arse while sucking off that Labrador from next door I swore to myself that we were finished for good ............... please just accept it!!

Paws

[liz]

Miss Hilton the day I found you lying on the kitchen floor with your knickers around your ankles and a half block of margarine up your arse while sucking off that Labrador from next door, Paws

well the day you suggested it and then paid me 1000e to do it while you tossed yourself off on your keyboardwas the day i took up this proffession pig baws. since then you,ve sucked off the labrador with your own utterally butterly bum whilst tossing over the punterminator icon

[carlos marvado]

well the day you suggested it and then paid me 1000e to do it while you tossed yourself off on your keyboardwas the day i took up this proffession pig baws. since then you,ve sucked off the labrador with your own utterally butterly bum whilst tossing over the punterminator icon

I used to think that I was a bit odd, but f**k it, I'm delighted to see that statistically speaking and given a + or - 3% room for error (the standard deviation), I'm actually normal compared to a segment of the population.

Liz and Paws, thank you very much indeed, you've brightened up my day considerably.

[Violette]

I used to think that I was a bit odd, but f**k it, I'm delighted to see that statistically speaking and given a + or - 3% room for error (the standard deviation), I'm actually normal compared to a segment of the population.

Liz and Paws, thank you very much indeed, you've brightened up my day considerably.

"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what ya gonna get"-Forrest Gump
Carlos, I know how you feel, even with the work I do, I do feel so wonderfully normal. OH shit, I now have to go and do something crazy now, I am feeling wayyyyy to normal! Damn it!

[liz]

I used to think that I was a bit odd, but f**k it, I'm delighted to see that statistically speaking and given a + or - 3% room for error (the standard deviation), I'm actually normal compared to a segment of the population.

Liz and Paws, thank you very much indeed, you've brightened up my day considerably.

Normal?????????

except when it comes to the christmas turkey! how many years now have you been coming home drunk on christmas eve and given the old turkey a good fucking before it goes in the oven? eh eh, yum yum turkeys bum!!!!?????

Does it really taste better on xmas day??????

ciao

liz

xxx

[carlos marvado]

Normal?????????

except when it comes to the christmas turkey! how many years now have you been coming home drunk on christmas eve and given the old turkey a good fucking before it goes in the oven? eh eh, yum yum turkeys bum!!!!?????

Does it really taste better on xmas day??????

ciao

liz

xxx

Liz, I'm greatly impressed. Not only have you, as far as I am aware, added a new word to the English language, but you've also added a new perversion to the list which RicFlair posted on a previous thread.

Your contribution to the English language should not go unnoticed. Your qualities are indeed very rare. I hope that you get some good reviews, so that you are in the running for Escort of the Month in October. If Labradors could do reviews, I'm sure that you would win hands down........er maybe that should be paws down. Sorry Paws, I could'nt resist that one.

P.S. By the way, was the Labrador black or white? I'm not racist, just curious.