Personal Hygiene Appeal

[BruceAlmighty]

I was wondering how to get rid of all that change I obtained from pool tables and poker machines.I have a load of 50 cents and euro coins I need to get rid of. What happens if I'm 50 cents short would she let me off with it.

Probably, if you are a regular

[thehighwayman]

That's fair enough she probably would. I have more than enough 50s anyhow.

[BruceAlmighty]

That's fair enough she probably would. I have more than enough 50s anyhow.

It's only 300 of them, so no problem

[thehighwayman]

I have enough for a few punts so With the credit crunch you have to count every cent

[BruceAlmighty]

I have enough for a few punts so With the credit crunch you have to count every cent

And so will the escort, if the plan works...

[mysterious Diana]

Again, again, again,....

I posted it already,
and my clients know it and they do it.........''Brenda, where's a Listerine please?''



NO shower = NO oral without

NO mouthwash = NO french kissing & NO oral on me

NO clean hands = NO fingers inside pussy

NO condom = NO sex

NO money = get out!

Totaly agrey Girl..the same for me..
And sorry guys i dont take shower in front or with clienst..to many bad experiences with that..I am taking shower after the client has left. End of the story.

Has anyone ever offered to pay an escort with coins. Would she accept them

Well my advice is...DONT even think about trying You would probaly have to pay an extra half an hour so the girl would have enoudh time to count the coins..

[experienced punter]

jeez there goes my idea of approaching an escort with my 1 2 & 5cents I had them all counted and all in bags its all money u know girls & we are in a recession too..

[dreamon]

Most escorts use baby-wipes to clean up after sex. they are quick and convenient and allow the escort to remain with the client. just because an escort uses wipes it should not be assumed that she does not shower after the client has gone. In my experience most escorts are obsessive about personal hygene.
In this regard there is a point worth considering. Because escorts spend so much time in the shower they are not always able to answer their phone. there are many complaints from clients about making dates with escorts and ringing at the agreed time and the escort not answering. Just bear in mind that she is probably just in the shower scrubbing herself for you.

[dreamon]

[QUOTE=mysterious Diana;38748]Totaly agrey Girl..the same for me..
And sorry guys i dont take shower in front or with clienst..to many bad experiences with that..I am taking shower after the client has left. End of the story.




May we enquire as to what these bad experiences were?

[carlos marvado]

Apologies for resurrecting this thread again but a conversation that I recently had with a touring escort that I know well brought this topic back to mind.

The lady in question, who did oral without, told me that on future tours of Ireland she would be dropping OWO from her profile. I enquired why and was told because of the hygiene standards of some of the Irish males that she encountered. She said that BO and cheese under the foreskin were quite common and that a friend of hers actually threw up after performing OWO (without CIM) because it was so nauseous.

My advice to her was to "make the bastards take a shower". She told me that the clients did take a shower, or at least went into the bathroom and pretended to take a shower. There are possibly three problematic areas here:

1. Some men are just dirty bastards who have no respect for women...in which case their wives/girlfriends must be doing their penance here on earth.
2. Some men have odour problems that may be medically related and cannot be resolved with any amount of washing. (I'm not discussing these people here)
3. The issue of whether the clock starts ticking when the client enters the apartment or finishes his pre-coitus shower.

Firstly I am aware that many men visit escorts during the day i.e. lunch break or after work before they head home and may not have access to a shower before going to see the escort. However, any escort that I have ever visited has had a bathroom in her apartment or hotel room (on one occasion only was the shower not working properly).

Secondly, clients who are only meeting an escort for a short time e.g. 30 minutes are probably extremely time conscious and might be reluctant to take a shower which could take up to a third of their appointment time. It seems that these guys want to get their money's value and spend all 30 minutes shagging rather than showering or talking.

Thirdly, some escorts (known as clock watchers) only seem interested in getting the client in and out within the alloted time and put money before hygiene. Some escorts have claimed that some men will take 10 to 15 minutes in the shower if they were let and that this is why the clock starts when they arrive and not when they finish the shower. I regard this arguement, as by and large, a cop out. What escort in these recessionary times, has a queue of clients waiting outside her door? and cant afford maybe 5 - 10 additional minutes.

My solution and the advice that I gave remains the same, and I know that many escorts will probably agree with me on this:

1. No shower (proper shower) = no sex.
2. All escorts that I know well shower before meeting a client, so why not shower with the client. In this way, you can ensure that he takes a proper shower (the cheese makers product is washed down the drain) and that he does not spend half the day in the bathroom.
3. A joint shower, if it's maybe a longer engagement and time permits, is a great way to brake the ice and is very erotic.



Nothing beats soaping each other down and a nice soapy body to body massage in the shower.